What what WHAT?
Will Smith - the white one - linked to a picture of this poster, last week on Twitter, wondering if there has even been an advertising image which told you LESS about a movie. I like how they've airbrushed them to fvck, but haven’t done anything about their ACTUAL faces.
Turns out it's a poster you can draw penis glasses all over - the balls are the lenses, works a treat - and actually improve. (Sunday was fun, even before the evening.) And that, if you ask a room full of teenagers what the movieis about, they will fairly much unanimously decide it is about being gay, and not knowing if you are allowed to enjoy it. The man at the back is in the man at the front. Aha, it is funny because it is about bums*.
The Dilemma is actually about a man trying to decide whether he should tell another man that Winona Ryder is cheating on him. That means the poster could have looked like this:
Idiots.
N.B. If you ask more than one person whether you should tell a friend a secret they would hate to be the last to know, you should tell your friend. There, I am best at films. NEXT.
* Best at teaching. Also at watching the television. On this week’s Fast & Loose, two men kissed. It is funny because they are men. Ha ha ha.
(Also on this week’s Fast & Loose, Jess Ransom, playing Indiana Jones’ love interest and seemingly no other roles, just employed so as to be kissed by a stranger. Aha, it was funny because host/ringmaster Hugh Dennis made it happen over and over again. Ha ha ha.)
Turns out it's a poster you can draw penis glasses all over - the balls are the lenses, works a treat - and actually improve. (Sunday was fun, even before the evening.) And that, if you ask a room full of teenagers what the movieis about, they will fairly much unanimously decide it is about being gay, and not knowing if you are allowed to enjoy it. The man at the back is in the man at the front. Aha, it is funny because it is about bums*.
The Dilemma is actually about a man trying to decide whether he should tell another man that Winona Ryder is cheating on him. That means the poster could have looked like this:
Idiots.
N.B. If you ask more than one person whether you should tell a friend a secret they would hate to be the last to know, you should tell your friend. There, I am best at films. NEXT.
* Best at teaching. Also at watching the television. On this week’s Fast & Loose, two men kissed. It is funny because they are men. Ha ha ha.
(Also on this week’s Fast & Loose, Jess Ransom, playing Indiana Jones’ love interest and seemingly no other roles, just employed so as to be kissed by a stranger. Aha, it was funny because host/ringmaster Hugh Dennis made it happen over and over again. Ha ha ha.)