Egg like an egg like a meringue-based shoulder farce.
David Cameron has been egged, by a 16 year old Cornish-faced student who was then arrested. And, according to the Daily Mail, "then quickly released after police established he did not have any more missiles with him".
Over on the Twitter, Happy Finish's Nadia Kamil says she wouldn't be surprised if the egg-thrower was a topical comedy writer, on the grounds that there's a "whole world of Clegg/egg/DaveggCameregg jokes blown right open".
DaveggCameregg! Brilliant. Now to dream of living in a land where 'king missile would be a serviceable pun for our nation's papers. And to try to get on Question Time armed with a loaded hen.
Over on the Twitter, Happy Finish's Nadia Kamil says she wouldn't be surprised if the egg-thrower was a topical comedy writer, on the grounds that there's a "whole world of Clegg/egg/DaveggCameregg jokes blown right open".
DaveggCameregg! Brilliant. Now to dream of living in a land where 'king missile would be a serviceable pun for our nation's papers. And to try to get on Question Time armed with a loaded hen.