Donkey Staring Turns Nasty, for THIS Perp
Says Neil Gaiman: "When people stare at my ass, I turn into Alan Rickman. Not much as superpowers go but I may fight crime with it."
Says I: someone please option this; think of the Box Office potential (if not the tie-in merchandise possibilities)...
Says Thomas Leopald, probably: but what's wrong with my story, 'a humble college principal on the run from child porn charges after receiving large doses of radiotherapy treatment for a thyroid condition'? I'm a "radioactive" suspected sex offender! COME ON!
Says I: someone please option this; think of the Box Office potential (if not the tie-in merchandise possibilities)...
Says Thomas Leopald, probably: but what's wrong with my story, 'a humble college principal on the run from child porn charges after receiving large doses of radiotherapy treatment for a thyroid condition'? I'm a "radioactive" suspected sex offender! COME ON!