Title: I have not
Pairing: Yunjae
Length: Drabble (series)!
Genre: Crack, romance, fluff
Rating: Pg
Summary: Written in first point of view and diary style, Jaejoong writes about his 'I HAVE NOT...' in a book to keep himself busy while Yunho is away on a school camp.
A/n: I know you can kill me for not finishing with the other story and then starting this. It's just that when inspiration strikes, I can't help it!
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I am bored. Yunho has not been home for almost a week because of school camps and nothing is motivating me. I've used up all my money for shopping and Junsu is currently feeding me at home with canned foods. I'm getting sicked of them but that is what you get for spending all the money away. Therefore in order to kill the long time until Yunho is back, I've decided to write a list of 'I HAVE NOT...' in a book so that I can amuse myself in the future when I finally done it.
Today will be my first entry and I won't be able to start seeing how clean the book is. Each time I try to pen something down, nothing comes out as the pages were too pretty to be ink with boring black.
Coloured pens? Nah, I'm too lazy to buy any and it's not me to make my book all 'bimbo-ish' with rainbow colours. To make it interesting? It's just for me to kill time.
I decorated my cover page with swirls and a little paper montage using magazines. I tore the colours which I loved and pasted on the cover, trying to make out some extract looking art which I am currently failing in. When it's all done, I wrote a huge 'I HAVE NOT...' in the centre of the page. I flipped over the next page and wrote 'entry:' in the middle.
"Neat" I said.
#Entry 1 - Shirts.
Yunho and I have not worn couple shirts... yet. It's not like I hate it or anything. Yunho had suggested us wearing before but wearing those matching shirts doesn't shout me! I prefer simplicity, black and cool rocking outfits - like those chains dangling from the side of my pockets and brown leather high cut shoes - is my style. Yunho complains that my rocker dude outfit is scaring him and he prefers a more 'feminine' me when we go out. For god's sake, I am a boy with a dick hanging below (facepalm)
A case for example:
Yunho and I went shopping at Atria mall and it was the period of sale. We walked pass this store labelled 'Cup-a Tea' (read as couple tee) and matching shirts with doughnuts and tea were pasted on the glass window. Cheesy lines such as 'As sweet as honey, Just right for my body'... what the hell, you want me to wear that? No way. Anyway, Yunho dragged me in and requested to look at the entire range of shirts.
The designs were endless and I thought of the designer as someone who loves cheese so much because I can't stand the cheesiness. Note: I'm not the very romantic kind of person... I prefer simple and direct. Moving on, they have a catalogue for it. A file with photos labelled 'made to order' and Yunho had a smile on his face while browsing and I had a rough idea of what he was planning to do. And I was right, he ordered the shirts without consulting me knowing that I would reject him flatly before he could say anything.
"What the hell Yunho?!" I remembered shouting at him after dragging him to a corner. "Why do you go flipping the books and then 'I'll order this' without asking ME."
And he replied with a huge smile on his face which irritates me more "Because I'm the man"
"Are you trying to tell me that I am not?"
"Well..." He looked away and scratched his face. "Physically yes... to me... no" and the smile again.
Anger built up and i fisted. I stomped on my left and screamed at his face before walking out. Yunho paid the bills and came running after me. He knew I was soft to certain stuff for example something related to what I love - leather. I hate myself so much for giving in when I get bribed.
The shirt which Yunho ordered is now resting deep deep deeeeeep inside the cupboard because I refuse to look at it.
Won't you get embarrass?
P.S this book is sacred and cannot be seen by anyone ESPECIALLY Yunho.
-End-
I re-read my entry again and I felt that it wasn't good enough; I'll just improve on the second one.
I close my book and placed it in the drawer beside my bed. I lie back down on my fluffy pillow and stared at the ceiling. I blew my fringe away as it was poking my eye and sighed once more. When will Yunho be back? I counted in my head and another week left. Goodness, I have to kill time... more time and I hope to complete this book.
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BY THE WAY, I lost the motivation to write Btcc ;A;