This one is for the ladies... And some of the dudes, I guess.

[dial_a_psychic]

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Comments

[r_vecchio]

Why am I dancing with Lassiter? Why am I in this?!

[dial_a_psychic]

You're not fooling anyone, Ray. Everybody knows that you fancied a Chippendale's dance with your BFF Sassy-Lassie up here.

[r_vecchio]

Uh, no. I do dance better than him though.

[dial_a_psychic]

I'm not sure if you do it better, but you do know how to make adult entertaiment look merrier. Just look at that big smile, Ray!

[r_vecchio]

I dance better and I smile. I think I win.

[dial_a_psychic]

I don't know. You're probably at the back for a reason.

[r_vecchio]

I'm not at the back while we're dancing. Lassiter is at the back. Me? I'm only at the back for the very, very end.

[dial_a_psychic]

But you're at the back on the main photo. The big shot is what makes the big sale, man. The reason why the ladies want to see the show and start planing who they're going to glomp and get pieces of his underwear as souvenirs.

[r_vecchio]

In that case, Burt, Lassiter and you all look like you want to beat them up, not hand over your underwear.

[dial_a_psychic]

Okay, first? You have no idea how difficult is to find a picture of Lassy in which he doesn't look awkward/violent.

Also? That's Gus' manly face. Shame on you for not getting that, Ray! And I look scorching.

[r_vecchio]

And that's why he's at the back.

[dial_a_psychic]

Who? Lassie? He's not at the back. He's at the front and then next to you most time on the video.

[r_vecchio]

Clearly, we're not getting anywhere.

[dial_a_psychic]

If we rehearsall twice a week we might make it to Hollywood in less than three months.

[r_vecchio]

Let me see... No. I quit.

[dial_a_psychic]

What? You can't leave us, Ray! We had a pact!