From Martha.
The rules are: Comment to this post and I will give you 5 subjects/things I associate you with. Then post this in your LJ and elaborate on the subjects given.
Martha's:
Pancakes: Here's some advice. If you guys have the good luck of visiting sweet Martha Kent in her even sweeter country house in Smallville,
ask her for her epicly amazing bear-shaped pancakes. Most delicious and creative pancakes ever.
California: My dear home town.
Postcards: Always send a postcard to your friends. You might not be lucky enough to share with your loved ones the incredible view of the Koh Samui beach as the sun goes down, but at least you can tell them they were in your thoughts at that moment.
Mommy issues Road trips: You're too much of a pro in the Mother department for a guy not to... miss his own Mom. I love road trips! There's nothing like seeing just how far $15 bucks can take you. Specially when 72 hours later you realize you're already in a different continent! :D
Psychic: What can I say? That's a big part of who I am.
Ray's:
Annoying: Your judgemental lobe sucks. Thinking of me as 'annoying' just prooves it.
Emoticons: The best technological creation ever since CAPS and webcams. You can send a one word text and adding an emoticon makes it sooo much better! You don't even need words sometimes! Because after all, that's what they show! Emotions! :D
See? Isn't this elaboration way much happier now with that smiley face?
Horrible nicknames: I'm an expert in the fine art of nickname creation. It's a gift. It's a shame that my good friend Ray 'Zaybaba the Hut Pizzanopollis' Vechioo doesn't understand the coolness of this art. It must be an italian thing.
Flirting with Asher: That's more like your thing, isn't it? You're mad because I didn't include it between your words? I thought it might feel it was kinda pushy and that you'd want to keep relationship things private.
Hugging/hearts: Ray, I feel things. Deeply. Sometimes this feelings are too strong. So strong not even emoticons can express them right. That's why I send you so many hugs, kisses and ♥. The world needs more ♥, Ray.
Jubes':
Pineapples: The number one delicious flavor. The God of fruits. A party of flavors disguised in a prickly and yellowish costume, with huge leafs that resemble a leafy crown. Period.
Hilarity: I'm guilty as charged of this one. This is another gift of mine. It follows me wherever I go. And even though I take my job pretty seriously, I still keep the hilarity around. Because, when you're dealing with dead people things can turn a little grimm. I guess you could say I'm the Patch Adams of the medium world.
Awesomeness: Ditto, I'm even guiltier of being totally awesome.
Marriage: Aside from babies, that's what happens when a man and a woman love each other. Or when a man and a man, or a woman and a woman or some crazy owner of a dog with another crazy owner of a dog who think they belong together... Wait. You still wanna know if I'd marry you, right? Jubes, using the meme is sort of a cheat. ;D
Shawn with a W: Nothing beats the name Shawn with a W. Ws are just sweet. I mean, how could compare the dull name Sean with a Shawn? It even sounds older and boring. Shauns are a little cooler, specially the dude from 'Shaun of the Dead', but Shawns still kick ass.
Lassie's:
Overdramatics: My Dad's reaction to everything.
Pineapple: Already done this one, but I'll never get tired of spreading pineapple love. Pineapple upgrades anything.
Ice cream: The summer treat by excellence that can also be enjoyed during winter. Why? Because ice cream is on anyone's top list of delicious desserts. It's a great gift that can cheer up anyone's mood except Lassie's or Ray's, even officers in a crime investigation. Actually, there should be an official popsickle seller at police stations all around the world. I'm so making a petition, dude.
Also, as I said before, it can get better with pineapple.
Dinosaur: The ninjas or pirates of the animal world.
Screaming like a girl: Gus' way of making a point in an extremely scary situation. That usually involvea a big range of things, from a cockroach to a serial killer with a crazy love for axes.
Fred's:
Psychical! Everything I do is at least a bit psychical! Have you seen me wink? It's not normal winking. Psychic's winking is most of the time a method of communication with the spirits in morse code. How cool's that? Now you know a little more about psychical communication!
Wacktastic! Now dude, that's clever. A mix of wacko and fantastic! You think I'm a wacko? Seriously? You of all dudes? .... I'm like... touched, man. I mean, I know I'm fantastic, but I've never been called a fantastic wacko by a guy who calls himself the best pee dancer ever.
Detectiving! The second thing I do most of the day after psychical stuff. I can detect anything. Since that sneaky coin hiding in the back of the couch to that piece of Taco waiting for me somewhere inside the fridge. Or a missing person. It's a natural ability.
Orange! The color or the fruit? Because they're both awesome. Specially on polo shirts. The orange fruits are obviously not as awesome as pineapples, because yeah, there's no fruit awesomer than pineapple. But oranges are pretty close. And according to Gus it's full of vitamins. So, yeah. It's close to pineappple. It has a great color, it's good for your health and it's delicious!
SURFING! I live in California, surfing is in the Callifornians blood, it's just what we do. I've only tried it a couple of times. I nearly drowned myself and then I made Gus' mistake his horrible board with a shark, then a dolphin and then a shark again. We should totally do it together, dude. I've never seen a brit surfing.
Kara's:
Spastic: Some people call me spastic. Then, some other people call me Mr T. They're both probably right. Except... for those who call me Mr T. We all know he's too busy selling toasters to be me.
Food on the walls: It's not only a great decoration, it's also a fine indoors winter sport. During summer it can become a little smelly.
Cartoons: Best choice ever while waiting for 'American Next Top Model' to start. Actually, great choice at any time.
Frustrating: That's what I call those rare occasions where there's no pineapple around. Like, when you wake up at 4 am and all you want is a piece of juicy and delicious queen of the tropical fruit -pineapple-. It's horrible. A real life tragedy.
Kind of cool: That would be a baby sis' public definition of her big bro. Reality? They're just jealous. The truth is that they can't deny the coolness of their big bro's, so they have to put up with adding the 'kind of' before the cool. Here's a message for you, baby sisters: you're not fooling anyone.
Jackie's:
Family: Blood is strong. But sometimes you can choose your own family and create stonger bonds. Anyone who has at least heard of 'Diff'rent Strokes' should know that. Now, anyone who really appreciated the show... just try not to mix reality with fiction. Whatever happened to the main character's careers has nothing to do with the great life lessons they gave us every week.
Gus: My best friend forever, my brother and my half siamese twin soul. He has a killer kick to the knee and a bad habit holding grudges on spelling bee contest mistakes, not to mention a bad taste at choosing radio stations. But what can I do? He's my best friend and he's awesome at it no matter what.
Detectives: You can find them in any book right under 'Psychic Detectives'.
Psych office: The place were most of the magic takes place. Well, at least the PG-13 magic. Most of the times. Psych-Man and Magic Head's batcave! Psychcave? It's also known as the home of Kato, our pet rubber frog.
Sonny and Tubbs: Best duo ever. At least in the fictional category, of course. How awesome a tv show can get? Well, in very rare ocassions a show can approach Miami Vice's level. After all, this isn't just a show, this is a lifestyle. They invented the tshirt under armani. The designer stubble, dude! And also, who can forget about the ferrari... As much as they did a good try, Collin Farrell and Jamie Fox were not worth it.