The meme is wrong! I'm totally in the nice list!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Wednesday I gave stole_yourseat a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Saturday I gave det_lassiter a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Friday possessingbadge and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In July I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-261 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
dial_a_psychic
Dude, I would totally glue Iraq togheter before anyone could see it.....