Mandarin song. I can has it.

[dial_a_psychic]

Because some people just won't believe true facts.

Like other handsome people knowing mandarin. Or the ability to communicate with those who are not among us anymore. Or global warming.

Yes, I can do all of those things.

Except global warming. I would be a superhero with flames under my armpits if I did that.

Or something like that, yeah.

Anyway, I'm

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[mystorybooklove]

That was...different...

I still like it in Romanian better.

[dial_a_psychic]

Oh no, you haven't heard the Numa Numa unless you've heard the chipmunk version.

[mystorybooklove]

No, i rather think I like Romanian better because I tried to memorize it once. :) It really fun to sing to and people think you can speak romanian.

Side note, have you seen this?

[dial_a_psychic]

.........

Oh god. That's so many shades of wrong I think it just gave me diabetes.

(ooc: LULZ! You so win the internet! XDDD)

[mystorybooklove]

I know...it's got me worried too.

(took that picture myself! in new hampshire. I think the election is over now and I'm not sure who won)

[dial_a_psychic]

I'd say we should warn these people....

But considering my Dad's ability to camouflage as a warm, convincing and baby kisser human being is at level 0, there's no reason to worry at all.

In fact, I'm not sure he's completely human. And I bet that's a requirment for the job.

(ooc: I thought so! You take the best fannon pictures! :D)

[mystorybooklove]

oh yes, no non-humans are allowed to run for county commisioner. that's practically rule one followed by not being dead and not stealing money.

Do you think we should ask your dad about it? Or would it be better if we pretended we didn't see it?

(aw thanks! I have a picture of an xray of the inside of a pinapple too if you'd like to see it. it was at a science museum in philly)

[dial_a_psychic]

I think the best choice here is to pretend we didn't see this. And just to be sure and to also keep our mental/spiritual health, we should convince ourselves that this was just one cruel joke the universe is playing on us.

I can see you taking this picture with your cell phone. Am I right?

(ooc: That would be amazing, yeah! And it would give an extra point to museums in Shawn's book. )

[mystorybooklove]

Nope, I seriously shouted for the car to stop and we pulled over on the side of the road and I jumped out with my camera.

To cheer you up...an xray of a pinapple. Gus should even like it because it was in a museum.

[dial_a_psychic]

Oh! Yes! Now I see it! Yes! Your camera!

You know, you should be carefull with that camera. It might still have the bad vibes of the picture in it. I could exorcise it if you want...

Now, that's what I call a cool picture. It's already making my aura feel better. And I'm sure Gus is going to love it so much. He might even PM stalk you to get more info about that museum.

[mystorybooklove]

That's alright, Gus is quite nice and I don't mind sharing about the museum. You might have liked it too, they had a great pirate display and everything. And a giant heart you could walk through.

[dial_a_psychic]

Pineapples, pirates and giant hearts?

That reminds me that lately Zippy's been psychicly complaining about how much he'd love to visit another museum. You know, a little change on the surrounding. I'm sure he'd love to go on a little vacation over there.

And I should totally visit him.

[mystorybooklove]

Yeah it was the Ben Franklin Museum in Philly, PA. Lots of fun, you can touch and mess with practically anything (you'd get a kick out of that)

And if he's still not talking to you because of the blind date thing, show him this:

[dial_a_psychic]

Okay, it sounds pretty much like a deal. Besides I haven't been to Philly in ages.

By the way, I love the nail polish color, it totally flatters those nice fingers you've got there. And the meteorite loving? Dudette, you should reconsider that blind date with Gus.

[mystorybooklove]

Yeah, i like blue and green colors for nail polish...and I was on vacation so I splurged a bit, I don't usually paint my nails.

Errrr date with gus?? I...don't....know....
Do you REALLY want to try that again with Gus? He might really stop talking to you this time. Besides, I like it better if the guy who's asking me is the guy I'm going with.

[dial_a_psychic]

Oh, don't worry about Gus. It's just, I can so feel the spiritual romantic connection between you two and I'm sure it could totally work out if you don't mind those little high pitched noises he makes while he sleeps.

And just for the record, I would totally ask you out, but I'm afraid that relationship would break the best friends rules and end up in a situation that would resemble a mix of 'Meet the Parents' (just the first one), 'Keeping the Faith' and 'Duplex'. And dude, I'm way much hotter than Ben Stiller.