Wow, Jules.... You could just ask me out, you know.
Stalked again, a rant by dial_a_psychic.
smellsofpeaches is stalking dial_a_psychicsmellsofpeaches's REAL name :Wynne Haileysmellsofpeaches's REAL DOB :19th November 1982Height :180 cmWeight : 106.9 kgsmellsofpeaches has dreamt about you :11 timessmellsofpeaches became interested in you :24th January 2006smellsofpeaches's latest dream about youYou are working in an ice cream parlour. smellsofpeaches approaches the counter and asks for a whipped vanilla cone. You step out from behind the counter brandishing a leather whip in full BDSM gear.This is how smellsofpeaches describes your relationship behind your back'We're star-crossed lovers! We could not possibly be in love anymore than we already are.'smellsofpeaches's been stealing stuff from your house too.smellsofpeaches enjoys munching on your toenail clippings that they once hoked out of your bin late one evening.They've even started modifying their body for yousmellsofpeaches had their tongue pierced just to win your approval.They sent the following message to you in a ValentinesHunnybugs! I'm drowning out at sea without you. S.O.S! Mayday! Give me a fuck and I'll no doubt find land!
The Police No. calls to the police :20 timesYour Last Call to The Police"Police! I need your assistance, someones trying to climb in through my window. It's a stalker I met off the internet. They've been harassing me for months now. I can't walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission."smellsofpeaches's Police Filesmellsofpeaches is a sadistic cold-blooded killer who preys on the countryside looking for barnyard animals to mowdown in their people carrier.
Testimonies about smellsofpeachesin_a_chinashop - Marathon Munt'I always suspected smellsofpeaches was a little weird, but never THIS weird.'lieu_murphy - Breastfeeder of Cats'Surprise Surprise, smellsofpeaches's a dirty fucker? Tell me something different.'retiredtooearly - Balding slut'Fucking hell! This is hilarious for all the wrong reasons. dial_a_psychic should really be in hospital receiving X-rays to the head.'fever_crusade - Dull O Dull'I don't really have that many enemies - but smellsofpeaches is definitely one of them now.'
I´m touched. Very much so. This may be slightly psychotic, but it´s also kinda sweet. The piercing? Hot and totally flattering. Munching a toenail? Not really cool, though. But I get the gesture, don´t worry.
In a complete different department, I quote: "dial_a_psychic should really be in hospital receiving X-rays to the head." Yeah, that´s a 100% Dad.