Kitty Shawn psychically orders you to feed him (Snatched from rude_not_ginger)

[dial_a_psychic]

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late to the party

[my_partner_gus]

This is NOT FUNNY SHAWN!

Nonesense. Gus is never late. Stuff is too early for Gus, maybe. But Gus is never late <3

[dial_a_psychic]

Dude! :3

*kitty pouncing on his best kitty buddy!*

Look at you,. you fuzzy balll of cutey bad luck!

true true

[my_partner_gus]

[shoves him off, turning in a worried circle, worry worry worry] What happened?? I don't wanna be a cat! I can't reach my desk, Shawn!

But of course ;3

[dial_a_psychic]

Of course you can reach your desk. *sits down, raisinga paw and awkwardly moving it towards Gus' currently very tall object of interest*

You just have to... Jump. Try the chair first. It's going to be like going to physical education all over again.

Re: But of course ;3

[my_partner_gus]

[walks over, going back and forth a couple of times before he gets the right angle to jump, making exaggerated breathing noises as if he's out of breath already] Oof....ughh.... [pant pant]

[finally gets there, paws up on his laptop] I can't type like this! We've got to send a message to someone so they can fix this!

[dial_a_psychic]

*walks from one side to the other, finally standing on his lower paws and stretching his neck to get a better look at Gus' movements.*

*puts a paw next to his mouth as he raises his voice* Gus! Try grabbing a pencil with your mouth! Then tell Jules to come over! He surely won't think this is a joke, not at all!

[my_partner_gus]

[walks carefully over to his pencil mug, trying not to disturb anything else on the desk]

[manages to get his paws around a pencil but finding himself having to wrestle it out of the mug with his teeth] grrrrrr....

[unconsciously finding this fun and accidentally wrestles the pencil off the desk, falling to the floor] YIPE!

[lands on his feet, looking startled]

[dial_a_psychic]

*runs to his side, his mouth wide open in a weird kitty smile... that shows off his sharp little fangs*

Dude! That was so awesome! Did you saw that? How does your feet feel? Man, we need to get higher and try that again? Do you think we can jump from the ceiling??

[my_partner_gus]

[panic!face] I don't want to do that again! I almost killed myself! [even if his feet feel alright strangely enough] How about YOU do it from the ceiling.

[sulks down into a sitting position, licking a paw sullenly]

[dial_a_psychic]

*have a not impressed kitty face, Gus*

Dude, if I'm the one falling from the ceiling how am I supposed to watch with my super special observation and cuasi psychic skills the process of turning and landing freakishly on my feet.

No.

You have to do it. *pushes him with his head towards the door* Come on!

Q-U-A-S-I! (shut UP gus!) sorry...

[my_partner_gus]

No! Shawn! Stop it! [bats/punches him in the shoulder, fighting him all the way]

LOL, no worries! Trying to speak proper english FAIL, I say. Same difference, Shawn says. XDDD

[dial_a_psychic]

*Tackles Gus down, playfully bitting his neck as they roll across the room*

I blame you, you're the one that begged me to be Gus, now he won't leave! :(

[my_partner_gus]

[and like the best friends they are, soon they are tumbling end over end like some sort of fuzzy ball, each trying to get a grip on the other so they can have the upper hand]

[finally gets free, darting up onto the couch, ha! he has the upper ground now, hisses down at Shawn]

Cuz it's a bit hard to tell the difference?

[ashes_ascended]

*Kitty Phoenix is watching you, you foxy little babe you. Not that gender usually matters for him...*

Rowr. Wanna go chase mice, baby?

oh no you dinnit! :p

[my_partner_gus]

[wide eyes] No! What? NO! I'm a GUY. Get away from me... [scurrying over to squeeze himself under the sofa hurriedly]

[peeking out underneath]

Mwuhahaha.

[ashes_ascended]

*Curses, foiled again? Nah* That's okay, I don't mind, you can be Martian for all I care, gorgeous....

...

Hey, Where d'you go?