*Kitty-gods, he must have it. HewantsitNOW. The length of string hanging from the desk is grabbed, chewed, and yanked. Along with it, comes a thick sheaf of papers and half a cold coffee... Which kitty does it hit?*
*Gives the feathers another try. They look muncheable for a reason.*
OH GOD. Hey!!! Don't monopolize the string!!
*Shawn is currently clinging to Phoenix's lower half, hitting him with his lower legs in the deadly embrace of kitty fury... When the mug falls on his poor tail*
*He'll get this string first, then he'll pound Shawn-kitty. He'll pound him good - though he does wince when the tail-disaster strikes..* Whoa, crap. *That just out as he's sprayed with cold coffee*
MRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Ah! ah! getitoff, getitoff. I hate it! Shit! *Rolls around in the (probably important) papers to try and dry himself*
*Is too busy nursing/licking/comforting his abused/squished/messed up the fur tail to bother when Phoenix is bathed on Gus' mocachinno*
*Finally notices it as Phoenix's meowing make his sensitive ears hurt* Dude! Watch that! You almost spill some on my precious and still manly hair! Wait... Would that be maley now?
Well, yeah. If you're a guy kitten, these things matter.
Aww, you're just so cute this way. *Phoenix rather likes the licking, and places a little paddy-paw over Shawn's brokeded tail, and a small golden glow becomes apparent as he makes it all better*
Let me emphasize on the ADORABLE level of our guy kitty state. Dude, our faces should be on kitty food labels! On cards for Grandmas!
Oh, I bet you say that to every guy kitten on your black book when you're in heat. *tilts his head and smirks knowingly as if he was the king of the world... Only like cats or Leonardo DiCaprio know to pull off.*
Yeah. *Smirking also* For cats, we're the dogs bollocks.
No. As god's my witness, only you. *Except he might have just said it to Shawn's demonic counterpart, let's face it, Phoenix is a tart in any form* Now cuddle up right here, I'm sleepy.
Dude, we turn the dogs bollocks -and let me point out how much I love it when you say bollocks. Bollocks. Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks. Its such a fun word- into bitching ovaries!
You know how to charm a kitty, don't you? *drops himself on the floor, his tummy upwards as he stretches, lying down in a stylish U shape.*
Bollocks. It's a great Anglo-saxon word. We should prowl, hit on some girl kitties.
Later. *Yawns, and drapes himself lazily around kitty-Shawn. Between them, it's a veritable triumph of fluffy elegant cuteness* I'll charm you when we're not kitties too. Hows that sound?
Seriously, the kind of word everyone loves to have a mouthfull of but very few will recognise doing so. You know what? You're right. Perhaps we could get some Cat Nip too for our crazy kitty night out?
Hmmm-Hmmmmnn. *moves, enough to lie a little closer and get more of Phoenix's warmth. But not much. A sleepy kitten moving is a sin, after all.* Sounds... *yawns* ...purrfect.
(ooc: BB, you're such a sweetheart!!! <3<3<3 And don't worry about the codes and edits, I always mess up too! XD But OMG, that's so kind of you! <3<3<3)
Did you try? You know, the obvious thing?
*Because Phoenix totally did*
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*is currently playing with Phoenix's wings*
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*Easily distracted by* ... Yo! Hey.. string..
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String? *Looks around* Where??
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FUCK. STRING! This is GREAT.
*Kitty-gods, he must have it. HewantsitNOW. The length of string hanging from the desk is grabbed, chewed, and yanked. Along with it, comes a thick sheaf of papers and half a cold coffee... Which kitty does it hit?*
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OH GOD. Hey!!! Don't monopolize the string!!
*Shawn is currently clinging to Phoenix's lower half, hitting him with his lower legs in the deadly embrace of kitty fury... When the mug falls on his poor tail*
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW!!!
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MRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Ah! ah! getitoff, getitoff. I hate it! Shit! *Rolls around in the (probably important) papers to try and dry himself*
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*Finally notices it as Phoenix's meowing make his sensitive ears hurt* Dude! Watch that! You almost spill some on my precious and still manly hair! Wait... Would that be maley now?
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Jeesus. Look at me. Look at you. *Starts licking Shawn's poorly ickle kitty-tail* I can still heal this stuff you know.
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*wraps his paw around Phoenix's neck to keep him still as he licks down his back* Would you? *purring softly*
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Aww, you're just so cute this way. *Phoenix rather likes the licking, and places a little paddy-paw over Shawn's brokeded tail, and a small golden glow becomes apparent as he makes it all better*
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Oh, I bet you say that to every guy kitten on your black book when you're in heat. *tilts his head and smirks knowingly as if he was the king of the world... Only like cats or Leonardo DiCaprio know to pull off.*
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No. As god's my witness, only you. *Except he might have just said it to Shawn's demonic counterpart, let's face it, Phoenix is a tart in any form* Now cuddle up right here, I'm sleepy.
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You know how to charm a kitty, don't you? *drops himself on the floor, his tummy upwards as he stretches, lying down in a stylish U shape.*
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Later. *Yawns, and drapes himself lazily around kitty-Shawn. Between them, it's a veritable triumph of fluffy elegant cuteness* I'll charm you when we're not kitties too. Hows that sound?
[[Dude, so much love. I HAD to GRPR everyone in this post, I hope the direct link is okay, I can always delete that part? Oops, *edits* http://community.livejournal.com/good_rpers_rock/
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Hmmm-Hmmmmnn. *moves, enough to lie a little closer and get more of Phoenix's warmth. But not much. A sleepy kitten moving is a sin, after all.* Sounds... *yawns* ...purrfect.
(ooc: BB, you're such a sweetheart!!! <3<3<3 And don't worry about the codes and edits, I always mess up too! XD But OMG, that's so kind of you! <3<3<3)
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