Owl to Anthony Goldstein, from his Mummy.... XD
Anthony, my dear : -
Eh, the house is in utter chaos. Daniel's been expelled from primary school, it's simply awful; I mean, WHO gets expelled from primary school? They don't realise what a SENSITIVE little boy he is! Oh, I'll be glad when he's at Hogwarts and YOU can keep an eye on him! And your father just seems to find it terribly funny; my poor little Danny, we should NEVER have sent him to a Muggle primary school, we should have kept him at home (like I wanted)... the poor boy got awfully upset and smashed up all his Lego (oh, Tony, I'm sorry, I think some of your models went as well, but he didn't mean it). And Jess has split up with that lovely young man - not Nigel or Timothy, oh what was his name? Not Peter - Graham. Of course. Goodness knows what she's going to do with her life; between her and Daniel, I'm practically on my knees, broken several nails and we're never going to get to a holiday! Madness! Why can they not be as quiet and as steadfast as you are? Thank goodness you've never needed much looking after!
Goodness, I am tired. Anyway, sweetheart, I must go.
Mummy
P.S. Oh, Egypt sounds fine. Jess will be pleased, she wants her old room back.