twelfth saga

Jan 05, 2011 15:31

[action for anyone in the Boy Scouts!]

[After attempting to weasel out of it for weeks, Thorfinn has finally given up and decided that he might as well try to get something useful out of the Scouts. Shuffling in his ill-fitting and highly uncomfortable uniform, Thorfinn glares at his assembled scouts- mostly drones, although any young boy PCs may ( Read more... )

thorfinn is the worst scout, earning his traumatizing children badge, viking social skills go, more like girl scouts, thorfinn is a loser, suicidal overconfidence

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[Action in the Park.] Poor Thorfinn weiss_tank January 5 2011, 23:07:14 UTC
[He's walking around again and comes over to investigate, but seriously, who could figure out this scene]

W-wha...what happened here?!

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diaf_askeladd January 5 2011, 23:21:24 UTC
Drones are weak and useless infants. I thought they were bad before, but they can't even hunt for themselves. It's pathetic.

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weiss_tank January 5 2011, 23:26:18 UTC
You don't....they aren't....they're too young for that! [He's going to give Thorfinn a glare as he tries to comfort the poor children, saying that their leader was given the wrong instructions from headquarters and that they should just go home and have cookies.]

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diaf_askeladd January 6 2011, 02:49:15 UTC
I was younger than this when I learned how to hunt. Everyone does it. You're coddling them.

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weiss_tank January 6 2011, 05:55:20 UTC
[Oh he's angry now but he sends the boys away before he answers Thorfinn]

For one thing I don't know WHERE THE FUCKING HELL you came from but this place is very different! You don't do shit like this to kids who aren't familiar with anything beyond a grocery store!

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diaf_askeladd January 6 2011, 18:16:46 UTC
They're drones. They're not even human. Why do you care?

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weiss_tank January 7 2011, 00:50:49 UTC
They may be drones, but they are still human! They have human thoughts, human emotions, they can feel pain. You have to be gentle with the poor things! Fuck!

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diaf_askeladd January 7 2011, 02:12:03 UTC
"Gentle"? You are either stupid or insane.

Either way, it's none of your business. I didn't ask to be forced into this "Scout" stupidity. As long as I'm here, though, I'm doing it my way.

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weiss_tank January 7 2011, 03:05:26 UTC
You're going about it all wrong. Urg. [He's trying to calm down about this but Thorfinn is like...every worst teenager ever rolled up into one.]

Alright. Just...phrase it differently, make it optional like if they're going 'hunting' with their fathers or something like that. You can't just do it out of the blue.

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diaf_askeladd January 7 2011, 03:34:39 UTC
Who are you, to give me orders? [it's not said aggressively; Thorfinn seems more bored than anything.]

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weiss_tank January 7 2011, 03:36:55 UTC
I ain't given' you orders. I'm suggesting so you don't traumatize those poor kids further!

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diaf_askeladd January 7 2011, 03:49:09 UTC
Thanks for the suggestion.

Now go away.

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weiss_tank January 7 2011, 03:50:23 UTC
And stop sulking. Your face is going to freeze like that one day.

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diaf_askeladd January 7 2011, 03:51:23 UTC
I'm not sulking.

This is just how I look. [HE IS BEING COMPLETELY HONEST]

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weiss_tank January 7 2011, 03:54:45 UTC
Oh so you're face has already frozen like that. So sorry.

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diaf_askeladd January 7 2011, 03:56:17 UTC
[Sorry, Ken, but Thorfinn doesn't understand humor, and waves it off as some stupid future thing.] Whatever. I'm leaving.

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