a vile and tasteless treat
I was given a mini chocopie today. To all those unfamiliar with this dessert, it attempts to immitate the taste of a cream filled cake wrapped in chcolate, but instead tastes like dirt filled sand wrapped in newspapers.
The mini is for "minimal taste and decrease in white blood cells if ingested."
I like that little caption they have on the box. "Just For You." To the unsuspecting, it seems inviting, personal, and pretty sweet. After having one, you realize its more of a threat than an invitation.