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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last month I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Wednesday I pulled pea_souper's hair (-5 points). In October I turned ghoulishgreen in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole crazylife07's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-18 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
diabolikal_tear