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[diabolic_davis]

It is my cat's birthday, therefore you are obliged to wish her a happy birthday. She will be extremely hurt if you don't, and possibly attack someone. Just ask the first year that tried to pat her head. He was lucky his hand was still intact... for the most part, anyway. I think she's sulking right now and planning her next attack. It's not as if I

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[dm_fugitive]

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday, Tracey's ca-at,
Happy Birthday to you.

[diabolic_davis]

She is forever grateful. Furthermore, I'm almost positive you're not on her list of people to eat. But you never can be too sure with cats.

[dm_fugitive]

Oh good, that makes one less enemy. Only 50 kagillion more to make peace with.

Cats generally like me....darn, now I want a cat.

[diabolic_davis]

If you'd like a cat, don't ask Millicent about one. The last time I said the word, she burst out into tears and ran away.

[dm_fugitive]

Yeah, I'd gathered Milli was still a bit upset about that.

Sigh, I doubt they'd let me have a cat anyway. Fenrir would probably try to eat it.