these are too fucking funny
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I gave bluedevilwestie a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In May I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In August I pulled over and changed sugar_coat_it's flat tire (15 points). In July I gave polo_girl a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In October I helped aniohave hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been nice (527 points). For Christmas I deserve a GOAT!!
Sincerely,
diabolic_c_bear
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I put gum in ifancyamadsnog's hair (-12 points). Last Saturday I turned childofjuno in for farting in church (3 points). Last month I gave kriswank a kidney (1000 points). In June I broke i_am_stupider's X-Box (-12 points). Last Sunday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been nice (998 points). For Christmas I deserve a GOAT!!
Sincerely,
diabolic_c_bear
ok everytime i am good, it gives me a GOAT!!!! how freaking awesome is that?!?!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I gave i_am_stupider a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In September I pulled over and changed nyghtryder00x's flat tire (15 points). Last Sunday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Thursday lucyangel008 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In November I punched redsparkleangel in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-34 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
diabolic_c_bear
and each time i have been bad... well... lol