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My mum came back from work today and was all OMG I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. Apparently the showflat she's been stationed at for the past few days is under invasion from cobras.
LOL WUT
So it seems 3 days ago everyone was milling around and being all LOL SO BORED WISH SOMETHING INTERESTING WOULD HAPPEN. Luckily for them their prayers were answered. One of them saw this itty bitty black snake outside the showflat. LULZ NP, she thought. Plenty of glass all around. The damned thing ain't getting in and we can intertain ourselves watching the stupid thing wonder why is there an invisible wall.
Two hours later
OHAY THARS THAT SNAKE AGAIN LOLZ STEWPID THING OWAIT HAY IT SEEMS TO BE MOVING TOWARDS ME OH FUCK IT'S IN THE SHOWFLAAAAAAAAT DDDDDDDD8 *FLAILS USELESSLY*
Apparently, the snake had sekrit ninja skillz snuck in through the narrow opening under the door.
Then the security guard tries to poke it to death with an umbrella
Mum: NOEZ NAO U HAZ HIT IT U MUZ KILL IT OR IT WILL COME BACK AND FUCK OUR SHIT UP KILL US ALL. EBIL REPTILE IS EEEEEBIL *SRS FACE* D8<
-Cue frustrating chase sequence because my mum kept hovering within earshot and making it sound like the beginings of a reptilian armageddon if they so much as bonked it on the head-
Pest control FINALLY arrives and they cut two holes in the box that someone managed to trap the snake in and they spray some stuff and it dies. Everyone: WAH LIEWZ ANTI-CLIMATIC CAN? The wimminz start whining about how inhumane that was even though they'd been screaming at the men to OMFG KILL IT KILL IT KILL IIIIIIIIT for the past 15 minutes.
The next day
Security guard: Tiemz for morning nomz. Hay, whussat sound like something is banging against the glass?
HUGE BLACK COBRA: Y HALO THAR. PLZ TO BE SHARIN UR NOMZ? :B
Security guard: ಠ_ೃ
So the pest control arrives with the sulphur powder and oh lulz you guys got a bigger one today? Heh, there might be a whole nest of 'em somewhere nearby. 8D
Some people, at this point, felt that the pest control people were a little off in the head. This is an understatement.
Pest control guy: LOL I THINK U GAIZ HAVE A COBRA PROBLEM.
Everyone: O RLY? =A= NO SHIT SHERLOCK
The best part, however, was today. Some tiles got damaged so some construction workers came over early in the morning before opening time to put in some new ones.
Workers: K DONE. HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO, IT'S HOME FROM WORK WE G-
MOTHERFUCKING HUGE ASS BIGGEST BLACK COBRA EVER: IMMA CATCH ME SUM MUNCHIEZ :9 *zooms around chasing the resident rodents*
Workers: ಠ_ೃ
Apparently this showflat has a mild rodent problem,(WTF I'VE BEEN THERE 93749574093674094759346 TIMES AFTER SCHOOL/WORKED THERE FOR A MONTH HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS) Pest control still has yet to find the cobra nest, but, knowing them, they probably just went to the empty field behind the showflat and had a picnic.
You totally can't tell I'm enthralled with abusing that eyeball popping out emote.
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