AWESOMENESS OF AWESOME
I only realised lost my keys today after buying dinner and heading home. Turns out my mum was working late and my dad was out having dinner with a friend. =A=||| I called my mum and she LAUGHED for a whole bloody minute before going all LULZ NOT MAI PROBLEM BYE.
The godamned carwash at the petrol station is so bloody popular I had to wait an hour for there to be no cars queueing up to be washed. Then I used my SUPER AWESUM NINJA SKILLZ to climb over the fence, with the metal poles sort of assraping me in the process of my maiden voyage into criminal territory.
Then I tried to squeeze in through a window conveniently left open and got it on the second try, but my foot accidentally slipped into the water in the pond outside my house, which contains algae, fish shit, dead plant bits and gods know what else. Yayness. I hop on one foot to the bathroom to wash my foot and sit down for dinner. LOL WHY IS MY HOUSE SO EASY TO BREAK INTO. I DUNNO WHETHER TO BE HAPPY OR CREEPED OUT XDDD
I suppose I did okay for my first (and hopefully last) time with a laptop and research material things in my bag and my da-paoed food in a plastic bag 8D LOL STAR PIAO PIAO MY NEH HAVEN'T MIGRATED DOWN SOUTH TO FORM A LAN JIAO YET NEXT TIME SURE SQUEEZE THROUGH THE WINDOW ON THE FIRST TRY. NEXT TIME WHEN YOUR HORMONES DIE YOU WON'T FIT THROUGH YOUR WINDOW ANYMORE CAUSE YOUR LAN JIAO BECAME DUA NEH.
Lawl. Coscon was awesomeness ytd with Monica, Dead, Alice, Star Piao Piao and Kani. Piao Piao was a cow and koped rice from me and Kani and ATE ALL MY GREEN TEA ICE CREAM TAT *WAAAAAIL* but yayness we actually went one round around the fountain of wealth for the lulz and made awesum wishez. A HOT GUY OR 5, WITH MONEY MANY MANY ONE COME TO ME PRZZZ. AND H.NAOTO BURANDONESS. KANIIII I HOPE YOU MARRY HAIDO AND BECOME A ROCKER TROPHY TAI TAI WITH MANY MANY BLING BLING AND A MOHAWK <3
AND ROY NEH SEE YOU IN SO LONG THOUGH WE'RE ON THE SAME CAMPUS. YOU VEH CHIO. NO RLY 8D HOPE YOUR COURSE WON'T BE TOO KILLER IN THE FUTURE