Bored...and at work on a Saturday!
1. WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME SPELLED BACKWARDS?
laig
2. WHAT WAS THE WORST NAME YOU WERE EVER CALLED ON THE PLAYGROUND?
I was always in trouble too much to get to go to the playground, I was always in detention
3. TWINKIE OR HO-HO?
All about the Ho-Ho!
4. WHAT IS THE MOST PROFOUND PIECE OF ADVICE YOU'VE LEARNED IN YOUR LIFE?
That no matter what you do, you will always be talked about...if you put yourself in a social place with social people
5. IS IT ACCEPTABLE TO GIVE SOMEONE ELSE PARENTING ADVICE BEFORE
BEING A PARENT?
Hell yea....
6. DAX OR SEVEN OF NINE? SISKO OR PICARD?
WTF...is that?
7a. WAS THERE ANYONE IN COLLEGE THAT YOU WISH YOU HAD A RELATIONSHIP WITH?
Like I went to college...LOL HE HE HE
7b. IF THEY CAME BACK INTO YOUR LIFE NOW, WOULD YOU TRY TO HAVE IT?
Like I said before!
8. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE COLOR AND WHY?
Purple...reminds me of Barney!
9. ASIDE FROM YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER, WHICH OF YOUR FRIENDS DO YOU FIND
MOST ATTRACTIVE?
Female or male?
10. WOULD YOU RATHER BE PARALYZED OR HAVE AMNESIA?
Paralized, cause I don't want to forget my past
11. WHO WOULD YOU LET SEE YOU NAKED, IF THEY JUST ASKED?
Depends on how much they paid! LOL
12. IF YOU WERE LOCKED IN A ROOM FOR FOUR HOURS, WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO
TALK WITH TO PASS THE TIME?
To actually talk....I can think of better ways to pass 4 hours by!
...Chris Morgan
13. IF THERE WAS ONE MOVIE YOU HAD TO WATCH OVER AND OVER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Umm...Robin Hood Men In Tights or Blue Collar Comedy Tour
14. IF YOU HAD TO RID YOURSELF OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS FOREVER
BUT JUST THREE, WHO WOULD THEY BE AND WHY WOULD YOU PICK
THEM? NO MORE THAN THREE, NO LESS.
I'd rather just die to be honest with you!
Definatly Chris Morgan...but I would not even come close to going past that!
15. IF YOU COULD BE MARRIED TO MORE THAN ONE PERSON AT THE SAME
TIME, WOULD YOU WANT TO?
sure why not! LOL Reep all the benifits of having two DICKS
16. DO YOU HAVE A SECRET CRUSH? IF SO, WHO IS IT?
HELL NO! I think everyone in the world just about knows...
17. WHICH ONE OF YOUR CURRENT FRIENDS WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO HAVE SEX WITH?
...I already have....but other than that person...Courtney! LOL
18. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TOY? WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TOPPING?
My 7 1/2 inch long 1 1/2 inch thick...dildo...it's my God's gift...LOL
19. IF IT WAS "NEVER MEANT TO BE" WOULD YOU SPEAK UP AT THE WEDDING,
NOT ATTEND, OR BE SILENT?
Not attend for sure...
20. WHAT'S THE NUMBER ONE THING YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER DOES THAT
REALLY PISSES YOU OFF?
Breathes....
21. WHAT'S THE GROSSEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE?
nothing that I know of...
22. HOW DO YOU HIDE PAIN?
I get really really bitchy...until someone makes me talk...which I will fight to the bitter end!
23. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ONE DIES?
a. heaven b. hell
24. WHAT TOPIC CAN YOU DISCUSS WITH STRANGERS, BUT NOT YOUR FRIENDS?
If I can talk to one person about it, I can talk to another...
25. WOULD YOU RATHER SKINNY DIP WITH YOUR FRIENDS OR WITH STRANGERS?
definatly friends...
26. WITH YOUR FRIENDS DO YOU ASSUME OR ASK PERMISSION?
ask...
most of the time
27a. IF PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU
WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY WERE SAYING OR REMAIN BLISSFULLY IGNORANT?
Definatly want to know...so I could kick their asses!
27b. ARE YOU PARANOID?
most of the time!
28. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN LAUGHED AT?
all my life...
29. CAN YOU LAUGH AT YOURSELF?
depends on how stupid I am that day
30. WHO TAKES ON MORE RESPONSIBILITY, YOU OR YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
HIM....
31. WHICH CHAIR WOULD YOU CHOOSE: RECLINER OR SWIVEL?
La-Z-Boy Recliner
32. FOR WHAT PURPOSE WOULD YOU CONSIDER DYING YOUR HAIR?
because the roots started showing...AGAIN
33. WHICH FRIEND WOULD YOU WANT TO VOTE OFF THE ISLAND FIRST?
Aleisha...cause she would "mother" me
34. SPICY OR MILD?
EXTRA MILD
35. IS THE LOVE OF MONEY THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL?
Ummm...more than likely
36. WOULD YOU CONSIDER A TATTOO?
Been considering for a long damn time!
37. BED: HEATED OR WATER?
BOTH!!!! Sounds like fun!
38. WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR PRIOR RELATIONSHIPS FAILED?
Cause they either didn't like sex enough, or liked drugs way too much
39. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BETRAYED?
many many times
40. WHO'S OPINION DO YOU LEAST RESPECT? WHY?
I don't ask for an opinion unless I respect the person...
41. JELL-O OR KNOX-BLOCKS?
Knox Blocks...hmmmwhat is that? Definatly Jell-O
42. FORGIVE OR FORGET?
Forgive...I remember shit forever
43. NAME ONE THING NICE YOU DID FOR SOMEONE RECENTLY THAT WASN'T APPRECIATED.
Umm...the only people that I do things for usually appreciate what I do for them, cause it's either close friends or family!
44. WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE...FUR OR HORNS?
Fur..cause then I'd be warm all the time...
45a. OF YOUR FRIENDS THAT WERE SENT THIS SURVEY WHO DO YOU WISH WOULD POST THIS SURVEY FIRST?
45b. WHICH FRIEND IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO AND POST THIS SURVEY? JUSTIFY.
Chris M. cause he does not have a LIVE JOURNAL account! LOSER
laig
2. WHAT WAS THE WORST NAME YOU WERE EVER CALLED ON THE PLAYGROUND?
I was always in trouble too much to get to go to the playground, I was always in detention
3. TWINKIE OR HO-HO?
All about the Ho-Ho!
4. WHAT IS THE MOST PROFOUND PIECE OF ADVICE YOU'VE LEARNED IN YOUR LIFE?
That no matter what you do, you will always be talked about...if you put yourself in a social place with social people
5. IS IT ACCEPTABLE TO GIVE SOMEONE ELSE PARENTING ADVICE BEFORE
BEING A PARENT?
Hell yea....
6. DAX OR SEVEN OF NINE? SISKO OR PICARD?
WTF...is that?
7a. WAS THERE ANYONE IN COLLEGE THAT YOU WISH YOU HAD A RELATIONSHIP WITH?
Like I went to college...LOL HE HE HE
7b. IF THEY CAME BACK INTO YOUR LIFE NOW, WOULD YOU TRY TO HAVE IT?
Like I said before!
8. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE COLOR AND WHY?
Purple...reminds me of Barney!
9. ASIDE FROM YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER, WHICH OF YOUR FRIENDS DO YOU FIND
MOST ATTRACTIVE?
Female or male?
10. WOULD YOU RATHER BE PARALYZED OR HAVE AMNESIA?
Paralized, cause I don't want to forget my past
11. WHO WOULD YOU LET SEE YOU NAKED, IF THEY JUST ASKED?
Depends on how much they paid! LOL
12. IF YOU WERE LOCKED IN A ROOM FOR FOUR HOURS, WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO
TALK WITH TO PASS THE TIME?
To actually talk....I can think of better ways to pass 4 hours by!
...Chris Morgan
13. IF THERE WAS ONE MOVIE YOU HAD TO WATCH OVER AND OVER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Umm...Robin Hood Men In Tights or Blue Collar Comedy Tour
14. IF YOU HAD TO RID YOURSELF OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS FOREVER
BUT JUST THREE, WHO WOULD THEY BE AND WHY WOULD YOU PICK
THEM? NO MORE THAN THREE, NO LESS.
I'd rather just die to be honest with you!
Definatly Chris Morgan...but I would not even come close to going past that!
15. IF YOU COULD BE MARRIED TO MORE THAN ONE PERSON AT THE SAME
TIME, WOULD YOU WANT TO?
sure why not! LOL Reep all the benifits of having two DICKS
16. DO YOU HAVE A SECRET CRUSH? IF SO, WHO IS IT?
HELL NO! I think everyone in the world just about knows...
17. WHICH ONE OF YOUR CURRENT FRIENDS WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO HAVE SEX WITH?
...I already have....but other than that person...Courtney! LOL
18. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TOY? WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TOPPING?
My 7 1/2 inch long 1 1/2 inch thick...dildo...it's my God's gift...LOL
19. IF IT WAS "NEVER MEANT TO BE" WOULD YOU SPEAK UP AT THE WEDDING,
NOT ATTEND, OR BE SILENT?
Not attend for sure...
20. WHAT'S THE NUMBER ONE THING YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER DOES THAT
REALLY PISSES YOU OFF?
Breathes....
21. WHAT'S THE GROSSEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE?
nothing that I know of...
22. HOW DO YOU HIDE PAIN?
I get really really bitchy...until someone makes me talk...which I will fight to the bitter end!
23. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ONE DIES?
a. heaven b. hell
24. WHAT TOPIC CAN YOU DISCUSS WITH STRANGERS, BUT NOT YOUR FRIENDS?
If I can talk to one person about it, I can talk to another...
25. WOULD YOU RATHER SKINNY DIP WITH YOUR FRIENDS OR WITH STRANGERS?
definatly friends...
26. WITH YOUR FRIENDS DO YOU ASSUME OR ASK PERMISSION?
ask...
most of the time
27a. IF PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU
WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY WERE SAYING OR REMAIN BLISSFULLY IGNORANT?
Definatly want to know...so I could kick their asses!
27b. ARE YOU PARANOID?
most of the time!
28. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN LAUGHED AT?
all my life...
29. CAN YOU LAUGH AT YOURSELF?
depends on how stupid I am that day
30. WHO TAKES ON MORE RESPONSIBILITY, YOU OR YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
HIM....
31. WHICH CHAIR WOULD YOU CHOOSE: RECLINER OR SWIVEL?
La-Z-Boy Recliner
32. FOR WHAT PURPOSE WOULD YOU CONSIDER DYING YOUR HAIR?
because the roots started showing...AGAIN
33. WHICH FRIEND WOULD YOU WANT TO VOTE OFF THE ISLAND FIRST?
Aleisha...cause she would "mother" me
34. SPICY OR MILD?
EXTRA MILD
35. IS THE LOVE OF MONEY THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL?
Ummm...more than likely
36. WOULD YOU CONSIDER A TATTOO?
Been considering for a long damn time!
37. BED: HEATED OR WATER?
BOTH!!!! Sounds like fun!
38. WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR PRIOR RELATIONSHIPS FAILED?
Cause they either didn't like sex enough, or liked drugs way too much
39. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BETRAYED?
many many times
40. WHO'S OPINION DO YOU LEAST RESPECT? WHY?
I don't ask for an opinion unless I respect the person...
41. JELL-O OR KNOX-BLOCKS?
Knox Blocks...hmmmwhat is that? Definatly Jell-O
42. FORGIVE OR FORGET?
Forgive...I remember shit forever
43. NAME ONE THING NICE YOU DID FOR SOMEONE RECENTLY THAT WASN'T APPRECIATED.
Umm...the only people that I do things for usually appreciate what I do for them, cause it's either close friends or family!
44. WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE...FUR OR HORNS?
Fur..cause then I'd be warm all the time...
45a. OF YOUR FRIENDS THAT WERE SENT THIS SURVEY WHO DO YOU WISH WOULD POST THIS SURVEY FIRST?
45b. WHICH FRIEND IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO AND POST THIS SURVEY? JUSTIFY.
Chris M. cause he does not have a LIVE JOURNAL account! LOSER