just so you know..

Jan 24, 2004 15:11

im not a bitch.....im a CUNT!!!
im not a whore..... im just a SLUT!!!
hehhee

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skylarker007 February 4 2004, 01:38:14 UTC
yo goon
a few years ago, a friend of mine, told me alize and krystal blows the mind...hahahaha...ok ok ok, michael jackson didnt come over my house to use the bathroom, but his sister did...hahaha...man, im a bobotron..T1000 model to boot..fuck all, anyways..i got an account on livejournal so here it is..doubt ill use it, so it goes..thats all..all that for this..big ups to tupac for the intro...hey, whats the opposite of christopher reeves?...give up..cristopher walken....muahhhh..get it, walken..muahhhhahah...ok, im off to get mouth and the little chinese fucker, data, and go save the boondocks.....contrary to what popular hip hop personas outkast have reported, i am indeed, the coolest motherfucker on the planet..ummm, yeah..i understand if i never hear from you again..plus, i think this thing copied itself, no no no, mutated itself and sent a gazillion, yes can you believe that, a gazillion copies to you..so it goes...i know this is way too long, wait, you industrial types may prefer to call it uber-long...but i gotta end with "Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."
later thug

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LMGDAO! diablakitty March 5 2004, 19:34:24 UTC
you on here now! hahaha. the evil has been sent forth! glad youre still alive and kickin, goonboy! miss ya! that fuckin Chrisopher joke slaughtered me! fuck! and..and...the puke! you nasty little bastard! im never seeing a movie with you! hehe!

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Re: LMGDAO! skylarker007 March 23 2004, 08:47:46 UTC
back to the problem, yo i got to have it. you cant stop it, you silly rabbit..hahaha.eric b. for president..i never really got into doin the whole live journal thing cause no one i know is gay or around computers that much...i got a lion in my pocket, im lyin...as billy pilgram would say, so it goes..ive been knee deep in oxy contin and been focusin all my attention towards it the past few weeks..such a beautiful thing wish i could give it all my energy but alas, i must break free from these der chains..haha...but im gettin a boatload..no not a boatload, a pocketful..no no no..a pleantiful amount of speed so im gonna switch it up cause i got them crazy skills...hope you good and all..i got a break from teaching and hittin up the nyc..the boogie down bronx and brookyln baybee..i hope you good and in love or whatever it is you prefer to be..alright thug murder..ill talk to you when i do..later player pimp..take that, rewind it back, str8 pimp go them skills that make your booty go (smack)..
jason

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Re: LMGDAO! diablakitty May 28 2004, 16:25:20 UTC
you are such a fruitcake, Jason! ill "make it clap"! lmao

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Re: LMGDAO! skylarker007 May 30 2004, 19:04:44 UTC
yes yes..make it clap clap...so goes a pirates life..been busy fuckin and eatin pills that make the skin feel...got into drinkin saki and me likee likee...alright, ill write you out of this thingy cause not in mood to share charm with world..

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