"Sweat BBQ sauce, have sex with your sister, and drink whiskey!"

[diabetitron]

Well, yesterday (as we all know) was the 4th of July. Alanna came over to mi casa and we made David's transformers dance. After our transformer dance-off we sat in the Red Room and decided where Dustin should put his things. We're good interior decorators

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[anisearcarsenal]

We never got Bryant any party hats though :(

[diabetitron]

We really should have. Next time!

[diabetitron]

I really think Dustin should get a "The Red Room" sign and put it on his door. And the house can be the Black Lodge! Yay!

[anisearcarsenal]

This is an excellent plan! Do you know any creepy midgets we can hire to dance?

Also, we should do a rough sketch of his room layout.

[diabetitron]

We should really have auditions for creepy midgets and bald amputee boys.

The midget has to be able to dance and speak backwards.

Amputee bald boys must be able to be in fields.