Yes, I AM judging this film without having seen it, and no, I don't intent on seeing it, either...
Holy mother of Flair, they made another "Crow" film.
This one stars Edward Furlong (kid from Terminator 2) as "The Crow" (now that's a funny image). This one is a straight-to-video affair. It also stars Tara Reid, and if you couldn't guess already, that right there lets you know just what to expect. Hardcore porn has a more legitimate claim to quality film than this trash does (hell, at this rate, the next Crow film might be porn). Dennis Hopper's career continues to plummet as he suffered the curse of having a role in this as well. Oh, and did I mention that Macy Gray also has a role in the movie? Yep, you guess it, folks, we've got a real winner on our hands with this one!!!
For fuck's sake, when will the pain end??? Are they trying to get James O'Barr to kill himself? I'm sure he's probably thought about doing it enough already as it is...
Even if they do make another Crow film, I'd be just as happy if I never had to see or hear anything regarding Macy Gray ever again.
Or Tara Reid, for that matter.
This one stars Edward Furlong (kid from Terminator 2) as "The Crow" (now that's a funny image). This one is a straight-to-video affair. It also stars Tara Reid, and if you couldn't guess already, that right there lets you know just what to expect. Hardcore porn has a more legitimate claim to quality film than this trash does (hell, at this rate, the next Crow film might be porn). Dennis Hopper's career continues to plummet as he suffered the curse of having a role in this as well. Oh, and did I mention that Macy Gray also has a role in the movie? Yep, you guess it, folks, we've got a real winner on our hands with this one!!!
For fuck's sake, when will the pain end??? Are they trying to get James O'Barr to kill himself? I'm sure he's probably thought about doing it enough already as it is...
Even if they do make another Crow film, I'd be just as happy if I never had to see or hear anything regarding Macy Gray ever again.
Or Tara Reid, for that matter.