Phone
Well, I'm not going insane. I got the phone back from a guy working in the Physics building. I asked him how he managed to obtain it and he said he found it while walking along Main St, which is where I dropped it. I pity him, honestly, because it was in Spanish at the time and the keyboard locks automatically with a notice to unlock it, which was also in Spanish. So he must have turned it off when he realized he couldn't read it and that's why it was off when the guard called it for me. Blegh. I called K and told her thanks so now she thinks I'm an excitable idiot. Yay.
