Aw, Craig!
Leonidas: TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!!!
Spartan: Well, what are we having?
Leonidas: What?! Why do you wanna know what we're having?
Spartan: Well, if I'm going to die, I would like know what we're having for dinner! Plus, Bill's a vegetarian, and Ian over here is lactose intolerant.
Leonidas: Ian?! Since when are Spartans called Ian?
Spartan: Ian Henderson, he's one of our best swordsmen.
Leonidas: ...
Spartan: Anyway, what are we having?
Leonidas: WHY DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT WE'RE HAVING!?
Spartan: Well, you brought it up!
HAHAHA Aw, Craig Ferguson! I love you so much... Especially when he makes jokes about 300.
And this was even better than the "300, The Musical" of his that I've always loved.
We need some diversions
To throw off the Persians
Spartan: Well, what are we having?
Leonidas: What?! Why do you wanna know what we're having?
Spartan: Well, if I'm going to die, I would like know what we're having for dinner! Plus, Bill's a vegetarian, and Ian over here is lactose intolerant.
Leonidas: Ian?! Since when are Spartans called Ian?
Spartan: Ian Henderson, he's one of our best swordsmen.
Leonidas: ...
Spartan: Anyway, what are we having?
Leonidas: WHY DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT WE'RE HAVING!?
Spartan: Well, you brought it up!
HAHAHA Aw, Craig Ferguson! I love you so much... Especially when he makes jokes about 300.
And this was even better than the "300, The Musical" of his that I've always loved.
We need some diversions
To throw off the Persians