What????

[di_br]

I'm not making it up.
This really happened.

THE GODS HAVE CURSED ME!!!

*at work*
Time to go home: *is approaching*
Di: Yay! I'm going home!
Storm: *begins*
Di: Oh, darn.
Storm: *lasts about 30 minutes, then ends*
Di: Oh, look! The storm is over!
Coworker #1: You can't say that!
Storm: *starts again*
Di: Frell.
Coworker #2: *laughs*
Storms: *lasts another 30 minutes, then ends*
Di: Oh, look! Now it's over!
Coworker #1: Are you crazy?
Storm: *starts again*
Di: *feels stupid*
Storms: *lasts another 30 minutes, then ends*
Everyone in the room: *looks at Di*
Di: I'm NOT saying it again!
Coworker #3: Oh look! The storm is over!
Di: DON'T SAY THAT!
Coworker #3: What? Nothing's going to happen. You're the prophet, not me.
Sky: *is clear*
Di: *is suspicious* Ooook....
Coworker #3: Told ya.
Di: Well... YAY! *goes home*
Sky: *is still clear*
Di: *looks outside* Well, at least the storm is over.
Storm: *starts again*

I will not say this again today.
I promise!