Movie Meme III: The Reckoning
simbiani82 has decided to make her own movie meme, so I thought I'd go for a 3rd round.
I really don't know how many I'll add here and I definitely don't expect everyone will guess them (though some of them might be really obvious)... not to mention that probably most of the movies that I'll have here I have quoted before, but they are quotes from either movies I LOVE like, characters I like, or simply actors that I like even if I'm not *that* fond of the movie.
1. "I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come here, Squishy! Come here, little Squishy! [baby talk] OUCH! BAD Squishy! Bad Squishy!" - Finding Nemo (Dory, my absolute favorite animation character EVER!!!), guessed by fortunateizzi
2. "You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail (the French guard), guessed by hushed_sirius
3. "Where is it, you little one-eyed cretin?
"Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly." - Monsters Inc. (Randall & Mike), guessed by fortunateizzi
4. "Listen, it's very simple. We'll stop and begin shooting again when you find me a cat who knows how to act!"
5. "Well, why don't they call it The Big Chill? Or The Nippy Era? I'm just sayin', how do we know it's an Ice Age?"
"Because... of all... THE ICE!!!" - Ice Age (those two weird Glypyos), guessed by kt_n
6. "Don't you want your aphid beer?"
"Call me crazy, but I have a thing about drinking from the anus of another creature."
7. "Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri... Clear and plain and coming through fine... I'm coming through fine, too, eh?... Good, then... well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine... Good... Well, it's good that you're fine and... and I'm fine... I agree with you, it's great to be fine... Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb... The *Bomb*, Dmitri... The *hydrogen* bomb!... Well now, what happened is... ah... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes... to attack your country... Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri... Let me finish, Dmitri... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?... Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Dmitri?... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?... *Of course* I like to speak to you!... *Of course* I like to say hello!... Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened... It's a *friendly* call. Of course it's a friendly call... Listen, if it wasn't friendly... you probably wouldn't have even got it... "
[This one goes on, but I'll randomly stop here]
8. "The ones that love us never really leave us. And you can always find them... in here." - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Sirius Black), guessed by fortunateizzi
9. "Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?"
"No, no, no... Death is "not." Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat."
"I've frequently not been on boats."
"No, no... What you've been is not on boats."
10. "Of course it won't be easy; nothing worthwhile ever is. That is why I have always failed where others have succeeded!"
11. "I know I can't carry it for you. But I can carry YOU!" - The Lord of the Rings: the Return of the King (Samwise Gamgee), guessed by kt_n
12. "Well, you can forget your troubles with those Imperial slugs. I told you I'd outrun 'em. [Nobody is listening] Don't everyone thank me at once!"
13. "You got a message."
"Yeah."
"You're not gonna open it? It might be important."
"Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving... with my wife."
"Ah, that's bad luck. Grandfather say it not rain everyday. This is good news, guaranteed. I bet your lunch."
"Okay, you're on."
"Come on... [Reads] You are fired. Oh."
"Well, at least I won lunch." - The Fifth Element (Mr. Kim & Korben), guessed by zeromuchjenn
14. "It's always the same thing. It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart?"
"Yes."
"That's good, because I take no pleasure in taking life if it's from a person who doesn't care about it." - Léon, The Professional (Stansfield & Mathilda), guessed by granger_weasley
15. "See if I derive an equilibrium where prevalence is a non-singular event where nobody loses, can you imagine the effect that would have on conflict scenarios, arm negotiations ..."
"When did you last eat?"
"...currency exchange?"
"When did you last eat? You know, food."
"You have no respect for cognitive reverie, you know that?"
"Yes. But pizza - now, pizza I have enormous respect for. And of course beer." - A Beautiful Mind (John & Charles), guessed by hushed_sirius
16. "Doc, if you gotta talk, try to be vague. Can you do that?"
"I'm a psychiatrist. Believe me, I can be vague."
17. "She told me later, that the second she lifted up her foot and saw him not flapping, she knew he was dead. Is that not the perfect visual image of life and death? A fish flapping on the carpet, and a fish not flapping on the carpet. So powerful even a five-year old child with no concept of life and death knew what it meant."
18. "When I'm King, what'll that make you?"
"A monkey's uncle."
"You're so weird."
"You have no idea." - The Lion King (Simba & Scar), guessed by fortunateizzi
19. "What are you doing? Memorizing me by heart?"
"No... I already know you by heart." - A Little Princess (Capt. Crewe & Sara), guessed by fortunateizzi
20. "For Christ sake Milo, they couldn't have made more noise on D-Day!"
"The bloody glass came out, my bloody boot got stuck and I fell down the bloody ladder!"
"Well the bloody police must have heard it all the way to bloody Salisbury!"
21. "So laying eggs all your life and then getting plucked, stuffed and roasted is good enough for you, is it?"
"It's a livin'." - Chicken Run (Ginger & Babs), guessed by fortunateizzi
22. "I can't believe you totaled a mammoth."
"Hey, that mountain came out of nowhere!"
23. "Romani Ite Domum!"
24. I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is." - Jumanji (Alan Parrish), guessed by granger_weasley
25. "There's a time when a man needs to fight, and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny is lost... the ship has sailed and only a fool would continue. Truth is... I've always been a fool."
26. "A sword by itself rules nothing. It only comes alive in skilled hands."
27. "Smell that?"
"Yeah."
"Know what that is?"
"Fish?"
"It's freedom."
"No, it's fish." - Home Alone 2, Lost in New York (Harry & Marv), guessed by granger_weasley
[Fun Fact: This is the one film all Brazilians have to watch on TV EVERY SINGLE CHRISTMAS!!!!]
28. "So we're like Robin Hood in this instance?"
"Yea and I'm Friar Fuck." - State of Grace (Terry & Jackie), guessed by granger_weasley
29. "Do you not know that in the service one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?" - Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (Capt. Jack Aubrey), guessed by jade_starlight
30. "Would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?"
"And you won't be angry?"
"I will NOT be angry."
"Abby someone."
"Abby someone. Abby who?"
"Abby Normal."
31. "Supermodels. Hah! Nothing "super" about them - spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. Feh! I used to design for GODS!" - The Incredibles (teh ultra-fun, Edna 'E' Mode), guessed by granger_weasley
32. "The luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds... true love."
33. "Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it."
"A *person* is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."
34. "Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." - X-Men (Storm), guessed by granger_weasley
35. "My old pappy always used to say, 'There is no more deeply satisfying religious experience... than cheatin' on a cheater.'"
"I never said that once! You've been misquoting me all your life!" - Maverick (Maverick & Zane), guessed by jade_starlight
As you can see, I LOVE animation movies...*wink wink*
OK, I BETTER stop right now otherwise I'll carry on with this forever... 35 quotes is ENOUGH!
I really don't know how many I'll add here and I definitely don't expect everyone will guess them (though some of them might be really obvious)... not to mention that probably most of the movies that I'll have here I have quoted before, but they are quotes from either movies I LOVE like, characters I like, or simply actors that I like even if I'm not *that* fond of the movie.
1. "I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come here, Squishy! Come here, little Squishy! [baby talk] OUCH! BAD Squishy! Bad Squishy!" - Finding Nemo (Dory, my absolute favorite animation character EVER!!!), guessed by fortunateizzi
2. "You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail (the French guard), guessed by hushed_sirius
3. "Where is it, you little one-eyed cretin?
"Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly." - Monsters Inc. (Randall & Mike), guessed by fortunateizzi
4. "Listen, it's very simple. We'll stop and begin shooting again when you find me a cat who knows how to act!"
5. "Well, why don't they call it The Big Chill? Or The Nippy Era? I'm just sayin', how do we know it's an Ice Age?"
"Because... of all... THE ICE!!!" - Ice Age (those two weird Glypyos), guessed by kt_n
6. "Don't you want your aphid beer?"
"Call me crazy, but I have a thing about drinking from the anus of another creature."
7. "Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri... Clear and plain and coming through fine... I'm coming through fine, too, eh?... Good, then... well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine... Good... Well, it's good that you're fine and... and I'm fine... I agree with you, it's great to be fine... Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb... The *Bomb*, Dmitri... The *hydrogen* bomb!... Well now, what happened is... ah... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes... to attack your country... Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri... Let me finish, Dmitri... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?... Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Dmitri?... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?... *Of course* I like to speak to you!... *Of course* I like to say hello!... Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened... It's a *friendly* call. Of course it's a friendly call... Listen, if it wasn't friendly... you probably wouldn't have even got it... "
[This one goes on, but I'll randomly stop here]
8. "The ones that love us never really leave us. And you can always find them... in here." - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Sirius Black), guessed by fortunateizzi
9. "Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?"
"No, no, no... Death is "not." Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat."
"I've frequently not been on boats."
"No, no... What you've been is not on boats."
10. "Of course it won't be easy; nothing worthwhile ever is. That is why I have always failed where others have succeeded!"
11. "I know I can't carry it for you. But I can carry YOU!" - The Lord of the Rings: the Return of the King (Samwise Gamgee), guessed by kt_n
12. "Well, you can forget your troubles with those Imperial slugs. I told you I'd outrun 'em. [Nobody is listening] Don't everyone thank me at once!"
13. "You got a message."
"Yeah."
"You're not gonna open it? It might be important."
"Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving... with my wife."
"Ah, that's bad luck. Grandfather say it not rain everyday. This is good news, guaranteed. I bet your lunch."
"Okay, you're on."
"Come on... [Reads] You are fired. Oh."
"Well, at least I won lunch." - The Fifth Element (Mr. Kim & Korben), guessed by zeromuchjenn
14. "It's always the same thing. It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart?"
"Yes."
"That's good, because I take no pleasure in taking life if it's from a person who doesn't care about it." - Léon, The Professional (Stansfield & Mathilda), guessed by granger_weasley
15. "See if I derive an equilibrium where prevalence is a non-singular event where nobody loses, can you imagine the effect that would have on conflict scenarios, arm negotiations ..."
"When did you last eat?"
"...currency exchange?"
"When did you last eat? You know, food."
"You have no respect for cognitive reverie, you know that?"
"Yes. But pizza - now, pizza I have enormous respect for. And of course beer." - A Beautiful Mind (John & Charles), guessed by hushed_sirius
16. "Doc, if you gotta talk, try to be vague. Can you do that?"
"I'm a psychiatrist. Believe me, I can be vague."
17. "She told me later, that the second she lifted up her foot and saw him not flapping, she knew he was dead. Is that not the perfect visual image of life and death? A fish flapping on the carpet, and a fish not flapping on the carpet. So powerful even a five-year old child with no concept of life and death knew what it meant."
18. "When I'm King, what'll that make you?"
"A monkey's uncle."
"You're so weird."
"You have no idea." - The Lion King (Simba & Scar), guessed by fortunateizzi
19. "What are you doing? Memorizing me by heart?"
"No... I already know you by heart." - A Little Princess (Capt. Crewe & Sara), guessed by fortunateizzi
20. "For Christ sake Milo, they couldn't have made more noise on D-Day!"
"The bloody glass came out, my bloody boot got stuck and I fell down the bloody ladder!"
"Well the bloody police must have heard it all the way to bloody Salisbury!"
21. "So laying eggs all your life and then getting plucked, stuffed and roasted is good enough for you, is it?"
"It's a livin'." - Chicken Run (Ginger & Babs), guessed by fortunateizzi
22. "I can't believe you totaled a mammoth."
"Hey, that mountain came out of nowhere!"
23. "Romani Ite Domum!"
24. I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is." - Jumanji (Alan Parrish), guessed by granger_weasley
25. "There's a time when a man needs to fight, and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny is lost... the ship has sailed and only a fool would continue. Truth is... I've always been a fool."
26. "A sword by itself rules nothing. It only comes alive in skilled hands."
27. "Smell that?"
"Yeah."
"Know what that is?"
"Fish?"
"It's freedom."
"No, it's fish." - Home Alone 2, Lost in New York (Harry & Marv), guessed by granger_weasley
[Fun Fact: This is the one film all Brazilians have to watch on TV EVERY SINGLE CHRISTMAS!!!!]
28. "So we're like Robin Hood in this instance?"
"Yea and I'm Friar Fuck." - State of Grace (Terry & Jackie), guessed by granger_weasley
29. "Do you not know that in the service one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?" - Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (Capt. Jack Aubrey), guessed by jade_starlight
30. "Would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?"
"And you won't be angry?"
"I will NOT be angry."
"Abby someone."
"Abby someone. Abby who?"
"Abby Normal."
31. "Supermodels. Hah! Nothing "super" about them - spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. Feh! I used to design for GODS!" - The Incredibles (teh ultra-fun, Edna 'E' Mode), guessed by granger_weasley
32. "The luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds... true love."
33. "Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it."
"A *person* is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."
34. "Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." - X-Men (Storm), guessed by granger_weasley
35. "My old pappy always used to say, 'There is no more deeply satisfying religious experience... than cheatin' on a cheater.'"
"I never said that once! You've been misquoting me all your life!" - Maverick (Maverick & Zane), guessed by jade_starlight
As you can see, I LOVE animation movies...*wink wink*
OK, I BETTER stop right now otherwise I'll carry on with this forever... 35 quotes is ENOUGH!