Pooky. Is. Evil.
Seriously, people. Don't make your muse angry.
You won't like it when it's angry.
Di: *is selecting Gary clips from Scarlet Letter on Vegas*
M-O (aka Di's iPod): *is playing random songs*
Vegas: *is working fine*
M-O: *starts playing "Love song requiem" by Trading Yesterday*
Pooky: AHOY THERE!
Di: Sweet zombie jesus! Pooky, you scared me.
Pooky: That was the idea.
Di: Yeah. I thought so.
Pooky: So... I see you're still trying to work a vid without Teh Muse.
Di: Well, you're not exactly helping me, so what other choices do I have?
Pooky: Fair enough, fair enough. I understand. I'm not being much help to your vidding lately, so you're doing what you can with what you have. It's ok.
Di: ...
Pooky: What? You seem surprised. Why are you surprised?
Di: You're not angry?
Pooky: Of course not! Why would I be?
Di: Because... you're evil?
Pooky: Hey! I've got feelings, you know.
Di: No you don't.
Pooky: Fine, I don't. But my point is... I see how difficult it is for you to do vids without me, so I've decided to help you.
Di: In exchange for...?
Pooky: Nothing.
Di: You're just going to help?
Pooky: Yes, why is it so unusual?
Di: Because you're an evil creature hell-bent on destruction and human enslavement, you don't just help anyone. Especially me.
Pooky: Aw, don't be so hard on yourself! I love you, you created me. I'd never do anything to harm you.
Di: ...
Pooky: ... much.
Di: Ok, then. I'll bite. What's the big idea?
Pooky: You'll like it. I got the idea off good ol' M-O here.
M-O: ♥
Pooky: It's a Gary Oldman vid.
Di: Good, very good.
Pooky: Set to Trading Yesterday's "Love song requiem".
Di: Hmmm... good one.
Pooky: Thanks. See? And you vidders complain about us muses. You're the ones who are all hate an no love.
Di: But wait a minute! Not all of his movies work for this song, what movie are you thinking of?
Pooky: The Scarlet Letter.
Di: ...
Pooky: What?
Di: You've GOT to be kidding me. I'm so not vidding this movie.
Pooky: Oh, but it's such a good idea. I must insist. *evil glare*
Di: But I hate this movie! You KNOW I hate this movie! Everyone hates this movie! I'll hate myself if I ever vid this movie!
Pooky: Oh, but it's Gary and it's angst, isn't that the vid you always wanted?
Di: I... I...
Pooky: You wanna listen to the song one more time.
Di: No!
M-O: *plays it one more time*
Pooky: Doesn't it fit?
Di: OF COURSE IT FITS! THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
Pooky: Then you shouldn't have a problem.
Di: Please, Pooky, I beg you. Anything. Doctor Who, Harry Potter... Even LOST! How about LOST? I'll vid anything. You name it! Kate/Sawyer! I know you love Kate/Sawyer. I'll vid Kate/Sawyer for you... Heck, I'll make a Jack/Kate/Sawyer triangle vid and make Kate leave Jack for Sawyer! You'll love that. Just don't make me vid The Scarlet Letter.
Pooky: Wow. Aren't you desperate.
Di: YES!
Pooky: Maybe next time you should think twice before starting a vid without me, then.
Di: *is scared*
Pooky: *evil glare*
You won't like it when it's angry.
Di: *is selecting Gary clips from Scarlet Letter on Vegas*
M-O (aka Di's iPod): *is playing random songs*
Vegas: *is working fine*
M-O: *starts playing "Love song requiem" by Trading Yesterday*
Pooky: AHOY THERE!
Di: Sweet zombie jesus! Pooky, you scared me.
Pooky: That was the idea.
Di: Yeah. I thought so.
Pooky: So... I see you're still trying to work a vid without Teh Muse.
Di: Well, you're not exactly helping me, so what other choices do I have?
Pooky: Fair enough, fair enough. I understand. I'm not being much help to your vidding lately, so you're doing what you can with what you have. It's ok.
Di: ...
Pooky: What? You seem surprised. Why are you surprised?
Di: You're not angry?
Pooky: Of course not! Why would I be?
Di: Because... you're evil?
Pooky: Hey! I've got feelings, you know.
Di: No you don't.
Pooky: Fine, I don't. But my point is... I see how difficult it is for you to do vids without me, so I've decided to help you.
Di: In exchange for...?
Pooky: Nothing.
Di: You're just going to help?
Pooky: Yes, why is it so unusual?
Di: Because you're an evil creature hell-bent on destruction and human enslavement, you don't just help anyone. Especially me.
Pooky: Aw, don't be so hard on yourself! I love you, you created me. I'd never do anything to harm you.
Di: ...
Pooky: ... much.
Di: Ok, then. I'll bite. What's the big idea?
Pooky: You'll like it. I got the idea off good ol' M-O here.
M-O: ♥
Pooky: It's a Gary Oldman vid.
Di: Good, very good.
Pooky: Set to Trading Yesterday's "Love song requiem".
Di: Hmmm... good one.
Pooky: Thanks. See? And you vidders complain about us muses. You're the ones who are all hate an no love.
Di: But wait a minute! Not all of his movies work for this song, what movie are you thinking of?
Pooky: The Scarlet Letter.
Di: ...
Pooky: What?
Di: You've GOT to be kidding me. I'm so not vidding this movie.
Pooky: Oh, but it's such a good idea. I must insist. *evil glare*
Di: But I hate this movie! You KNOW I hate this movie! Everyone hates this movie! I'll hate myself if I ever vid this movie!
Pooky: Oh, but it's Gary and it's angst, isn't that the vid you always wanted?
Di: I... I...
Pooky: You wanna listen to the song one more time.
Di: No!
M-O: *plays it one more time*
Pooky: Doesn't it fit?
Di: OF COURSE IT FITS! THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
Pooky: Then you shouldn't have a problem.
Di: Please, Pooky, I beg you. Anything. Doctor Who, Harry Potter... Even LOST! How about LOST? I'll vid anything. You name it! Kate/Sawyer! I know you love Kate/Sawyer. I'll vid Kate/Sawyer for you... Heck, I'll make a Jack/Kate/Sawyer triangle vid and make Kate leave Jack for Sawyer! You'll love that. Just don't make me vid The Scarlet Letter.
Pooky: Wow. Aren't you desperate.
Di: YES!
Pooky: Maybe next time you should think twice before starting a vid without me, then.
Di: *is scared*
Pooky: *evil glare*