I sang to a phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want
... YEAH! Got that right!
*ahem*
Ok, so that was the random statement of the day.
It's not my fault, I just followed ana_br's instructions:
This is TOO funny. Type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and forward to your friends...also, send it back to the person that sent it to you.
Pick the month you were born:
> >> >> >>>>>
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> >> >> >>>>>
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cellphone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18---- ---a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------my sister
26------- a football player
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> >> >>
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I cant control myself
> >> >> >>>>>
Now type out the sentence you made, in your subject line and tag your friends. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Anyway... Well, I really don't have anything interesting to say... OH! My dad gave me the House Season 2 DVDs!!!! :))) And you know what's best about it? I actually tricked him into giving them to me. *evil laugh*
This is how things went: Last Friday, my brother woke up at 11 pm, crying, and no one could make him sleep. Both his parents were way too tired, so it was big sis to the rescue! And after a long, looong time, he finally slept in my bed, so I just took him to his room and everything was fine.
The next morning, my dad told me I did such a nice job with my brother that I deserved a DVD and asked me to choose one. So I said "House Season 2!!!", but I was joking, of course. However, he said yes and gave me his credit card, so I bought it. I was really surprised to see him in such a "giving" mood, but turns out he didn't understand what I meant about Season 2. He thought I was getting only the first episode or so, not the entire season.
It was too late by then, though... *evil laugh*
But he owned me some money, so it was all ok.
I'm gonna try making a vid this holiday. But I wouldn't be too excited. The idea's good, but lately that just doesn't mean anything, really.
OH and I was really surprised at the number of people who watched my Stephen vid... I was honestly expecting just about 3 comments or something... lol Love you guys!!!!
*group hug*
*ahem*
Ok, so that was the random statement of the day.
It's not my fault, I just followed ana_br's instructions:
This is TOO funny. Type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and forward to your friends...also, send it back to the person that sent it to you.
Pick the month you were born:
> >> >> >>>>>
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> >> >> >>>>>
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cellphone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18---- ---a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------my sister
26------- a football player
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> >> >>
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I cant control myself
> >> >> >>>>>
Now type out the sentence you made, in your subject line and tag your friends. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Anyway... Well, I really don't have anything interesting to say... OH! My dad gave me the House Season 2 DVDs!!!! :))) And you know what's best about it? I actually tricked him into giving them to me. *evil laugh*
This is how things went: Last Friday, my brother woke up at 11 pm, crying, and no one could make him sleep. Both his parents were way too tired, so it was big sis to the rescue! And after a long, looong time, he finally slept in my bed, so I just took him to his room and everything was fine.
The next morning, my dad told me I did such a nice job with my brother that I deserved a DVD and asked me to choose one. So I said "House Season 2!!!", but I was joking, of course. However, he said yes and gave me his credit card, so I bought it. I was really surprised to see him in such a "giving" mood, but turns out he didn't understand what I meant about Season 2. He thought I was getting only the first episode or so, not the entire season.
It was too late by then, though... *evil laugh*
But he owned me some money, so it was all ok.
I'm gonna try making a vid this holiday. But I wouldn't be too excited. The idea's good, but lately that just doesn't mean anything, really.
OH and I was really surprised at the number of people who watched my Stephen vid... I was honestly expecting just about 3 comments or something... lol Love you guys!!!!
*group hug*