The Dr. Seuss Purity Survey
Have you done it on a boat? No
Have you done it with a goat? lol no
Have you done it in a bed? yes
Have you done it with the dead? no
Have you done it in the ass? no
Have you done it, high on grass? no
Have you done it in the car? yes
Have you simply gone too far? yes
Have you done it on the beach? no
Have you done it with the teach? no
Have you done it on your back? yes
Have you done it strapped to a rack? no
Have you done it in a box? no
Have you done it with a fox? no
Have you done it in a tree? no
Have you done it with more than three? yes
Have you done it in the rain? no
Have you done it for the pain? yes
Have you done it 'tween the tits? no
Have you done it wearing mitts? no
Have you done it packed in rubber? yes
Have you done it undercover? yes
Have you done it on a perch? no?
Have you done it in a church? Behind one ;-)
Have you done it with a virgin? no
Have you done it with a surgeon? no
Have you done it with ropes and chains? plastic handcuffs lol
Have you done it while insane? depends on how you look at it
Have you done it on the stage? no
Have you done it underage? n...yeah nevermind
Have you done it with all your friends? no
Have you done it in both ends? lol no
Have you done it with your dog? no
Have you done it on a log? no
Have you done it under clamps? no
Have you done it with the lamps? no
Have you done it for all to see? lol Wednesday nights
Have you ever had VD? no
Have you done it on Mother's couch? Um actually I dont' think we ever hit the couch...
Have you done it in your mouth? yep
Have you done it while on tape? Subway..
Have you done it out of shape? all the time
Have you done it on live TV? no
Have you done it whilst you pee? ew
Have you done it in the gym? no
Have you done it on a whim? yep
Have you done it on a dare? nope
Do you really think we care? lol probably not
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