Confusion says.
Random Ponderings:
1. "Some pigs do look better with lipstick."....Kermit the Frog.
2. I want glasses like Sarah Palin has. You know.... the rose-colored ones, moose-horn rimmed. I have always been attracted to women in glasses ... and nothing else.
3. I am more than 400 miles from Hurricane Ike, and one of its outer bands just blew over a plant in my back yard.
4. I am averaging 4 pounds loss a week. In a year I will be back to my grade school figure.
5. Drinking when I was too young took some of the fun out of turning 21. And having already used Viagra takes a lot of the fun out of turning 60. I wonder what I'm not supposed to do now as I wait to get 80.
6. I was at a drug store waiting for a prescription when I noticed a gadget for sale that is kind of like a back scratcher, but is use to hold toilet paper. Somehow it made me feel better about myself. At least I never needed one of those.
7. The other day I had a rum and coke. It is notable because I noticed how rarely I drink any more. I don't think I could handle drinking like I used to. And I don't miss it. Does that mean I am wise, or just old.
8. Sorry, kids. I like the grandkids better. And I don't have to buy them cars.
9. I got offered a job that paid good money, but required a lot of travel. I turned it down. It made me feel rich. I did hear that they are hiring greeters at our local Walmart. But you must be bi-lingual.
10. I can't think of a tenth one.
It is good to be alive. And good to have at least a few people in the world who will actually read this all the way to the end. Thanks. That's what friends are for.
1. "Some pigs do look better with lipstick."....Kermit the Frog.
2. I want glasses like Sarah Palin has. You know.... the rose-colored ones, moose-horn rimmed. I have always been attracted to women in glasses ... and nothing else.
3. I am more than 400 miles from Hurricane Ike, and one of its outer bands just blew over a plant in my back yard.
4. I am averaging 4 pounds loss a week. In a year I will be back to my grade school figure.
5. Drinking when I was too young took some of the fun out of turning 21. And having already used Viagra takes a lot of the fun out of turning 60. I wonder what I'm not supposed to do now as I wait to get 80.
6. I was at a drug store waiting for a prescription when I noticed a gadget for sale that is kind of like a back scratcher, but is use to hold toilet paper. Somehow it made me feel better about myself. At least I never needed one of those.
7. The other day I had a rum and coke. It is notable because I noticed how rarely I drink any more. I don't think I could handle drinking like I used to. And I don't miss it. Does that mean I am wise, or just old.
8. Sorry, kids. I like the grandkids better. And I don't have to buy them cars.
9. I got offered a job that paid good money, but required a lot of travel. I turned it down. It made me feel rich. I did hear that they are hiring greeters at our local Walmart. But you must be bi-lingual.
10. I can't think of a tenth one.
It is good to be alive. And good to have at least a few people in the world who will actually read this all the way to the end. Thanks. That's what friends are for.