for albadger
Top 10 Punchlines to Dirty Jokes
10. Help me find my car keys and we can drive out of here.
9. How do you think I rang the doorbell?
8. The light lunch was my idea.
7. Too bad Mother wasn't here. We could have saved the horse and
wagon.
6. The one in front is sick and the other one's pushing him to the
hospital.
5. While you were upstairs talking, we were down here enjoying hot
buttered corn.
4. We can save the lady, but I'm afraid it's too late for the rabbi.
3. Read the card! Read the card!
2. And the dog says, "I've never had five dollars before!"
1. Move over honey -- I have to gargle.
10. Help me find my car keys and we can drive out of here.
9. How do you think I rang the doorbell?
8. The light lunch was my idea.
7. Too bad Mother wasn't here. We could have saved the horse and
wagon.
6. The one in front is sick and the other one's pushing him to the
hospital.
5. While you were upstairs talking, we were down here enjoying hot
buttered corn.
4. We can save the lady, but I'm afraid it's too late for the rabbi.
3. Read the card! Read the card!
2. And the dog says, "I've never had five dollars before!"
1. Move over honey -- I have to gargle.