Title: Finger Forays Theme: Explore (#97) - taken from 101_kisses Genre: Humor, Smuttish Rating: R Notes: Almost listed this as Tree-hugger Hugger Outtake II, but…
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA! Oh poor horny Nolan, and I don't know if I've said this before, but I love that your Neph is "Nolan" too! Great minds and all that. ;)
OH LORD I can friggin' almost feel his dick getting soft and I'm not even there (did that make sense in a not-perverted way?) Homeboy's not eating for the rest of the day.
Aw, he'll eat just fine - just nothing... erm, bloody.
The best part is is that the next time he's horny & is mid-sex with her, he'll be getting ready to slide tab B into slot A & he'll have a momentary panic about something poking him right back. They will fail to have sex for at least a week following until Lita jumps him in pent-up sexual frustration & they go at it like rabid dogs..or something equivalently sexy.
... but sometimes he still has mini-nightmares about being poked back...
I'll describe it to you the way my friend initially described it to me: It's a cup that you insert like a tampon - it catches everything & when it's full, you pull it out, dump it all in a toilet, & pop that sucker back in.
Basically, reusable feminine product. Good for the environment & your health!
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Oh Nolan. You should really have listened to her.
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The best part is is that the next time he's horny & is mid-sex with her, he'll be getting ready to slide tab B into slot A & he'll have a momentary panic about something poking him right back. They will fail to have sex for at least a week following until Lita jumps him in pent-up sexual frustration & they go at it like rabid dogs..or something equivalently sexy.
... but sometimes he still has mini-nightmares about being poked back...
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I'll describe it to you the way my friend initially described it to me: It's a cup that you insert like a tampon - it catches everything & when it's full, you pull it out, dump it all in a toilet, & pop that sucker back in.
Basically, reusable feminine product. Good for the environment & your health!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cup
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