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These are for you Allie (and all the other Dave Barry fans out there)
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Dave Barry (1947 - ), "The Taming of the Screw"
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Dave Barry
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Dave Barry
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Dave Barry (1947 - ), "The Taming of the Screw"
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Dave Barry
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Dave Barry