Title: I'm Hotter than you
Pairing: Album / Sooseop
Genre: Crack / Fluff
Summary: Alexander and Kiseop are totally obsessed with Twilight.
Kibum is not happy. Not at all. The reason? His boyfriend is currently obsessed with the werewolf Jacob from the movie Twilight. After Xander watched Eclipse, he couldn't stop gushing about how hot, how cool or how sexy Jacob is. Kibum doesn't want to admit it but he couldn't help feeling jealous of a character in a movie even though the nonexistent rival is just a character in a movie.
Kibum sighed and at the same time another sigh was heard. He looked up at the exact same time the other look at him.
"Soohyun hyung?"
"Oh Kibum ah. Why are you sighing?"
The older boy pulled a chair and sat down beside him at the dining table.
"How would you feel if your own boyfriend is fanboying after some other guy on tv and totally ignores you?" The dark haired boy run a hand through his hair exasperatedly. Soohyun pats his back sympathetically.
"What about you, hyung? You were sighing too"
Soohyun stare at the cup in his hand contemplating whether or not to tell Kibum his problem. After a while, he turn to Kibum with a serious expression.
"Kibum, I'm only gonna say this once and you have to promise not to tell a single soul. Not even Xander hyung! ok?"
"O..Okay, I promise" He place a palm over his the left side of his chest and did the zipping motion over his lips.
" Alright then. Well, I... The thing is...I kinda like Kiseop. A lot. In fact I think I might love him..." The older boy look at his dongsaeng to see his reaction but the latter only look at him with unchanging expression.
"And... I don't think I'm his type"
"Why do you think you're not his type? Did he tell you?"
"Its quite obvious,Kibum. He likes Edward"
"Who?" Kibum crack his brain trying to remember if he knows anyone called Edward.
"Edward Cullen. The vampire guy from Twilight"
The younger boy face-palmed."Hyung.You're impossible. How can you think that just because he likes ...this vampire guy from a movie?!"
"You don't understand. Even though Xander hyung is fanboying over Jacob Black but you're his boyfriend whereas Kiseop and I... I'm just one of his band members"His face fell as he said this and Kibum feels sorry for his hyung. He pull his hyung in a brief one-armed hug to comfort him. Both men sigh again as they swallow in self pity.
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Alexander just finish putting up Jacob's giant poster on the wall facing his bed. He lean back a little to admire his work. The bedroom door opened and in came a freshly showered Kibum clad only in a sweatpants. Xander turn to his boyfriend abruptly, too excited to show him the poster but lost his footing and fell from the stool he was standing on. He shut his eyes tightly and braced himself for the fall. Instead, he felt strong arms around him. He open his eyes to see Kibum smiling down at him.
"You caught me" He smiled back and wrap his arms around the other's neck bringing their faces closer.
"Yes I did. So, what do you think I should do with you now that I've caught you?"
Kibum smirk cheekily as he carried his boyfriend to the bed bridal style.
The older boy pretend to think for a moment, tilting his head cutely then lean in to whisper suggestively, "Anything you want, pretty boy.."
"How can I say no to that?" Kibum pressed Alexander down on the bed and kiss him hungrily. Being deprived of attention lately has finally unleashed the beastly side of him.
Alexander was surprised but rather turned on by this new discovery. Not one who stay idle while his boyfriend ravish his lips, xander run his hand over his boyfriend's body. He pushed Kibum away slightly, the latter looking at him questioningly.
"Wow, you've been working out, bummie" He stare appreciatively as he touch Kibum's buffed chest and abs.
"Well, can't lose to that guy over there right?" He gestured towards the poster that Xander put up a moment ago.
The older boy burst out laughing. " You're competing with Jacob?"
"You were totally into him! Ohmygod Jacob is sooo hot! sooo sexy! Jacob this, Jacob that"Kibum mimicked his boyfriend in an annoying high pitched voice earning a smack from his boyfriend.
"I do not say it like that!" Xander protested.
"But you admit you did say that,right?"
"So what if I did? He is hot!"Alexander chuckled at his boyfriend's pouting face. Kibum looks so cute he couldn't resist kissing that pout and the duo continue their previous activity.
Kibum laid awake in bed with Alexander's head on his chest. The older boy has fallen in a deep slumber due to exhaustion from their love making. Kibum felt his eyelids getting heavier beckoning him to dreamland. He kiss xander's head softly and cast a look at the poster very much visible from his position on the bed and thought, " I'm hotter than you". With that, he too went to dreamland to join his boyfriend with a smile.
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"Hyung, are you awake?" Kiseop whispered as he shake Soohyun lightly.The older boy open his eyes sleepily.
"Kiseop? Why are you still awake at this time?"
"Its cold. Can I sleep with you tonight?" The younger boy look so adorable standing by the bed nervously playing with the hem of his shirt that Soohyun couldn't say no.
He shifted on the bed to make space for the other and gesture for him to climb onto bed which the he willingly oblige. Soohyun pulled the other boy closer to himself and rub his arms to warm him up. The blonde boy purred contentedly and clung to the source of warmth.
"Hyung?"Soohyun was drifting off when he heard Kiseop's calling to him softly.
"Hm?"He hums softly causing Kiseop to feel the vibration on his chest.
"I think you're not suited for the Ukiss vampire concept at all"
"What do you mean?"
"Um.. since vampire are supposed to be cold and doesn't have a heartbeat" Kiseop place his palm on Soohyun's heart "I can feel your heartbeat here and... you're so hot" Embarrassed by his own confession, he hides his face in soohyun's chest.
With new found confident, Soohyun gently turn the Kiseop's face to face him.
"Hotter than Edward?"
"Hotter than Edward" The younger boy gave a firm nod to emphasize on his answer.
Soohyun smiles so wide his cheek hurts and the words keep replaying in his head even after he drift off into a deep slumber. He could still hear Kiseop's voice saying "Hotter than Edward" in his dream.
A/N : XD I totally suck at writing smut so I shall not scarred anyone's mind by
trying. Hope you guys like it( even without the smut part)XD