Ice cream, Cheesecake, SHINee On Top
Ice cream, Cheesecake, SHINee On Top, OT5 {chat-fic}
PG-13 (swearing), 1200+ w -In which Onew finds something amazing and Key has life issues and Jonghyun suffers as usual
a/n: For biiesh because I miss her. Huge thanks to wouldbetheend for helping me and putting up with my fail.
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ineedtofulikerightnow: HEEYYYY :D
koolkatmeow: taemin what’s up with your nickname
ineedtofulikerightnow: OMG I HAVE FINALLY DOWNLOADED THIS THINGGG!!!!!
ineedtofulikerightnow: YAY~~~~
notunderage: nothing...
koolkatmeow: oh
koolkatmeow: okay
notunderage: where’s jonghyun-hyung?
ineedtofulikerightnow has changed his/her nickname to IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH
koolkatmeow: idk he was in the kitchen 10 minutes ago
koolkatmeow: wait
notunderage: what lazor are you on about, hyung?
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: I DON’T KNOWWWWW
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: THE NAME LOOKS GOOD ON MY HOMEPAGE
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: IT’S IN CAPS AND PRETTY :3
notunderage: my eyes.
koolkatmeow: oh my god
koolkatmeow: OH MY GOD I KNEW IT
notunderage: what happened? D:
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: OMGGG!!!!
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: YOU GUYS HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS!!! >_<
notunderage: …my…innocent…eyes….
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH has sent you a sound clip.
notunderage: omg my ears
notunderage: wtf was that?
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: THIS PERSONNN….
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: HE BURPED TWINKLE-TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!!!!
IMMAFRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: SOOOO KEWWLLL :D
notunderage: ……that was twinkle twinkle?
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: URMM, DUHHHHH!
koolkatmeow: omg brb raging.
notunderage: NO WAIT NO KEY HYUNG DON’T LEAVE
koolkatmeow has left the conversation.
koolkatmeow has changed his/her status to Be Right Back.
notunderage: great.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: DUN WERRYYY I’M STILL HEREEEEEE :DD
notunderage: my poor life TT
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: HELLOOOOO I SAID I’M STILL HEEEERE
notunderage: my exact point.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: PLAY A GAME WITH ME, TAEMIN-AH~
notunderage: okayyyyy
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: KNOCK KNOCK
notunderage: oh lord
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: HEY YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY “WHO’S THERE?”
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: !!!!
notunderage: -________-
notunderage: who’s there?
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: JUSTIN :)
notunderage: justin who?
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: JUST IN TIME FOR LUNCH!
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: GEDDIT
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: SO FUNNY RIGHTTTT HAHAHHAHAH 8D
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IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: impolite members.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: T________T
_flame has signed in.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: mino ah~ are you angry about what jjong and i said at the radio show just now?
_flame: no.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: COME ON, I KNOW YOU ARE, YOU'RE GIVING ME THE ONE WORD ANSWER.
_flame: stop capslocking.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: WHY ARE YOUR ANSWERS SO MUNDANE.
_flame: i've always talked like that, hyung.
ibeblinginandchudont has signed in.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: JJONG MINO IS ANGRY I KNOW IT
ibeblinginandchudont: mino ah~ stop being angry~ we didnt mean it
_flame: i'm not angry.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: SEE SEE SEE
ibeblinginandchudont: we really didnt mean the answers on the radio show
ibeblinginandchudont: what do you need the hyungs to do to make it up to you
_flame: i'm not angry.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: HES REPEATING HIS REPLIES
_flame: can i go to sleep, i have school tomorrow.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: NOT UNTIL WE MAKE IT UP TO YOU
ibeblinginandchudont: what about you turn around and eat this cheesecake with me now
_flame: I'M NOT ANGRY OKAY SO IF YOU EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO GO TO BED BECAUSE I HAVE SCHOOL IN THE MORNING.
ibeblinginandchudont: it's just five past 8
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ibeblinginandchudont: omg minho what
ibeblinginandchudont: ONEW-HYUNG SAVE ME
ibeblinginandchudont: MINHO IS STRANGLING ME RN
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: T___________T STOP MINHO STOP
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH has signed out.
ibeblinginandchudont: WTF HYUNG
koolkatmeow: YAH! KIM JONGHYUN
koolkatmeow: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU ON ABOUT
koolkatmeow: THAT CHEESECAKE WAS FOR AMBER YOU WHORE
koolkatmeow: AND IT WAS THE ONLY BLUEBERRY LEFT
koolkatmeow: GAAAAAAAAAH
_flame: …
_flame: i am sorry to hear that.
koolkatmeow: wait what
koolkatmeow: oh wrong person
koolkatmeow: kehkeh sorry
ibeblinginandchudont: omg minho ily <3
_flame: …for strangling you?
ibeblinginandchudont: idk I just love you :3
_flame: …
ibeblinginandchudont: no srsly you are my favourite dongsaeng ever
ibeblinginandchudont: i’m serious ;-;
_flame: you said the same thing to sulli when she got you that pack of boxers.
ibeblinginandchudont: HEYYY D:
ibeblinginandchudont: THEY ARE NICE AND ~ELASTIC~ AND HEART-PRINTED
_flame: which is why I shall refuse to believe you.
_flame: omg when did you get into my room?
ibeblinginandchudont: g2g I have a feeling that key is going to fire at me soon
_flame: ok good luck.
_flame: wait did you just make fun of my nickname?!
ibeblinginandchudont has signed out.
koolkatmeow: PRZ TO BE TELLING ME THAT THAT WHORE DID NOT JUST SIGN OUT.
_flame: unfortunately he did.
koolkatmeow: DAMMIT
_flame: you can just go up to him you know.
_flame: i mean, he’s like, 2 arm lengths away from me right now.
koolkatmeow: oh i’m sorry but i DON’T THINK I CAN BE BOTHERED.
_flame: bitch.
_flame has signed out.
notunderage: hyung i’ve finished my homework
notunderage: btw can i eat the ice cream :3
koolkatmeow: DID YOU SEE WHAT MINO CALLED ME?
koolkatmeow: DID YOU
koolkatmeow: DID YOU
notunderage: uh
notunderage: i wasn’t even in your conversation
koolkatmeow: HE CALLED ME A BITCH ONLY BECAUSE I COULDN’T BE BOTHERED ENOUGH TO WALK UP TO JONGHYUN AND STUFF
notunderage: hyung stop capslocking
notunderage: my retinas have been damaged enough
koolkatmeow: lol because of onew?
notunderage: why am i not surprised
notunderage: i want to eat the ice cream, hyungggg D:
koolkatmeow: brb buying a cheesecake AGAIN
koolkatmeow has changed his/her status to Away.
_flame has signed in.
notunderage: nice one, hyung
_flame: bitch? of course.
notunderage: do you want some ice creamzzzzz
_flame: sure.
_flame: i’ll go to your room now.
_flame has changed his/her status to Away.
ibeblinginandchudont has signed in.
ibeblinginandchudont: taemin did you kidnap minho or something
notunderage: no
notunderage: he wanted some ice cream so i told him to come to my room
ibeblinginandchudont: u_u
notunderage: why are you in his room anyway
ibeblinginandchudont: apparently
ibeblinginandchudont: my room is so awesome that when you bring your laptop in there no wireless can be detected
notunderage: HAHA REALLY
ibeblinginandchudont: shuddup it's still the manliest. D<
notunderage: oh you call that bucket of lotions manly
ibeblinginandchudont: HEY
notunderage: right.
notunderage: anyway
notunderage: come heerreee we still have like, half of the pint left
ibeblinginandchudont: omg do want.
ibeblinginandchudont has signed out.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH has signed in.
koolkatmeow has changed his/her status to Online.
koolkatmeow: they. ran. out. of blueberry cheesecakes.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: GO TO BED NOW D:
koolkatmeow: ugh no
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: why do you want cheesecakes so badly anywaayyy?
koolkatmeow: amber&luna are coming over tomorrow
koolkatmeow: in case you didn’t know :/
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: WHAT I DIDN’T KNOWWW
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: WHAT TIME??
koolkatmeow: wow you really do hurt people’s eyes
koolkatmeow: ten, i think
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH has signed out.
koolkatmeow: wtf?
koolkatmeow: why is this dorm so quiet
notunderage: because we now have our own rooms
notunderage: maybe
koolkatmeow: that jerk.
koolkatmeow: blueberry cheesecakes are hardly available in that bakery TT
koolkatmeow: and theirs are the only nice ones
notunderage: come on hyung
notunderage: there must be something else in the fridge
koolkatmeow: hmm,
koolkatmeow: omg yes i still have that pint of ice cream
notunderage: what.
koolkatmeow: yeah i bought ice cream the other day
koolkatmeow: one of those huge pints
koolkatmeow: kehkeh sorry for not telling
notunderage: that’s okay :)
koolkatmeow: brb calling my mum
koolkatmeow: i miss my mummyyyy :(
notunderage: k
koolkatmeow has changed his/her status to Be Right Back.
_flame has changed his/her status to Online.
notunderage: shit hyung
_flame: the ice cream was for amber too wasn’t it.
notunderage: HEADDESK FOREVER WTF HYUNG
notunderage: !!!!!!!!!!
_flame: i see you have learnt from onew-hyung.
ibeblinginandchudont has signed in.
ibeblinginandchudont: GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS I’M IN MY ROOM RIGHT NOW AND LIKE, THE WIRELESS FINALLY REACHES HERE :D
notunderage: glad you have arrived safely AND in one piece
_flame: i think the wireless isn’t reaching onew-hyung’s now
ibeblinginandchudont: ikr i thought key was gonna show up and start abusing me
ibeblinginandchudont: lol poor onew-hyung
notunderage: no wonder he knocked on my door asking if he could go in
notunderage: but, no
_flame: you evil evil little man.
notunderage: i need my own privacy kthx
koolkatmeow has changed his/her status to Online.
notunderage: oh crap.
ibeblinginandchudont: is it just me or did key invite us to a conversation?
_flame: save yourselves.
koolkatmeow: BITCH
koolkatmeow: WHO ATE MY ICE CREAM
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a/n: radio show. :)
PG-13 (swearing), 1200+ w -In which Onew finds something amazing and Key has life issues and Jonghyun suffers as usual
a/n: For biiesh because I miss her. Huge thanks to wouldbetheend for helping me and putting up with my fail.
ineedtofulikerightnow has signed in.
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ineedtofulikerightnow: HEEYYYY :D
koolkatmeow: taemin what’s up with your nickname
ineedtofulikerightnow: OMG I HAVE FINALLY DOWNLOADED THIS THINGGG!!!!!
ineedtofulikerightnow: YAY~~~~
notunderage: nothing...
koolkatmeow: oh
koolkatmeow: okay
notunderage: where’s jonghyun-hyung?
ineedtofulikerightnow has changed his/her nickname to IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH
koolkatmeow: idk he was in the kitchen 10 minutes ago
koolkatmeow: wait
notunderage: what lazor are you on about, hyung?
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: I DON’T KNOWWWWW
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: THE NAME LOOKS GOOD ON MY HOMEPAGE
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: IT’S IN CAPS AND PRETTY :3
notunderage: my eyes.
koolkatmeow: oh my god
koolkatmeow: OH MY GOD I KNEW IT
notunderage: what happened? D:
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: OMGGG!!!!
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: YOU GUYS HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS!!! >_<
notunderage: …my…innocent…eyes….
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH has sent you a sound clip.
notunderage: omg my ears
notunderage: wtf was that?
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: THIS PERSONNN….
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: HE BURPED TWINKLE-TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!!!!
IMMAFRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: SOOOO KEWWLLL :D
notunderage: ……that was twinkle twinkle?
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: URMM, DUHHHHH!
koolkatmeow: omg brb raging.
notunderage: NO WAIT NO KEY HYUNG DON’T LEAVE
koolkatmeow has left the conversation.
koolkatmeow has changed his/her status to Be Right Back.
notunderage: great.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: DUN WERRYYY I’M STILL HEREEEEEE :DD
notunderage: my poor life TT
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: HELLOOOOO I SAID I’M STILL HEEEERE
notunderage: my exact point.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: PLAY A GAME WITH ME, TAEMIN-AH~
notunderage: okayyyyy
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: KNOCK KNOCK
notunderage: oh lord
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: HEY YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY “WHO’S THERE?”
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: !!!!
notunderage: -________-
notunderage: who’s there?
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: JUSTIN :)
notunderage: justin who?
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: JUST IN TIME FOR LUNCH!
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: GEDDIT
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: SO FUNNY RIGHTTTT HAHAHHAHAH 8D
notunderage has left the conversation.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: impolite members.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: T________T
_flame has signed in.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: mino ah~ are you angry about what jjong and i said at the radio show just now?
_flame: no.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: COME ON, I KNOW YOU ARE, YOU'RE GIVING ME THE ONE WORD ANSWER.
_flame: stop capslocking.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: WHY ARE YOUR ANSWERS SO MUNDANE.
_flame: i've always talked like that, hyung.
ibeblinginandchudont has signed in.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: JJONG MINO IS ANGRY I KNOW IT
ibeblinginandchudont: mino ah~ stop being angry~ we didnt mean it
_flame: i'm not angry.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: SEE SEE SEE
ibeblinginandchudont: we really didnt mean the answers on the radio show
ibeblinginandchudont: what do you need the hyungs to do to make it up to you
_flame: i'm not angry.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: HES REPEATING HIS REPLIES
_flame: can i go to sleep, i have school tomorrow.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: NOT UNTIL WE MAKE IT UP TO YOU
ibeblinginandchudont: what about you turn around and eat this cheesecake with me now
_flame: I'M NOT ANGRY OKAY SO IF YOU EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO GO TO BED BECAUSE I HAVE SCHOOL IN THE MORNING.
ibeblinginandchudont: it's just five past 8
_flame has left the conversation.
ibeblinginandchudont: omg minho what
ibeblinginandchudont: ONEW-HYUNG SAVE ME
ibeblinginandchudont: MINHO IS STRANGLING ME RN
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: T___________T STOP MINHO STOP
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH has signed out.
ibeblinginandchudont: WTF HYUNG
koolkatmeow: YAH! KIM JONGHYUN
koolkatmeow: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU ON ABOUT
koolkatmeow: THAT CHEESECAKE WAS FOR AMBER YOU WHORE
koolkatmeow: AND IT WAS THE ONLY BLUEBERRY LEFT
koolkatmeow: GAAAAAAAAAH
_flame: …
_flame: i am sorry to hear that.
koolkatmeow: wait what
koolkatmeow: oh wrong person
koolkatmeow: kehkeh sorry
ibeblinginandchudont: omg minho ily <3
_flame: …for strangling you?
ibeblinginandchudont: idk I just love you :3
_flame: …
ibeblinginandchudont: no srsly you are my favourite dongsaeng ever
ibeblinginandchudont: i’m serious ;-;
_flame: you said the same thing to sulli when she got you that pack of boxers.
ibeblinginandchudont: HEYYY D:
ibeblinginandchudont: THEY ARE NICE AND ~ELASTIC~ AND HEART-PRINTED
_flame: which is why I shall refuse to believe you.
_flame: omg when did you get into my room?
ibeblinginandchudont: g2g I have a feeling that key is going to fire at me soon
_flame: ok good luck.
_flame: wait did you just make fun of my nickname?!
ibeblinginandchudont has signed out.
koolkatmeow: PRZ TO BE TELLING ME THAT THAT WHORE DID NOT JUST SIGN OUT.
_flame: unfortunately he did.
koolkatmeow: DAMMIT
_flame: you can just go up to him you know.
_flame: i mean, he’s like, 2 arm lengths away from me right now.
koolkatmeow: oh i’m sorry but i DON’T THINK I CAN BE BOTHERED.
_flame: bitch.
_flame has signed out.
notunderage: hyung i’ve finished my homework
notunderage: btw can i eat the ice cream :3
koolkatmeow: DID YOU SEE WHAT MINO CALLED ME?
koolkatmeow: DID YOU
koolkatmeow: DID YOU
notunderage: uh
notunderage: i wasn’t even in your conversation
koolkatmeow: HE CALLED ME A BITCH ONLY BECAUSE I COULDN’T BE BOTHERED ENOUGH TO WALK UP TO JONGHYUN AND STUFF
notunderage: hyung stop capslocking
notunderage: my retinas have been damaged enough
koolkatmeow: lol because of onew?
notunderage: why am i not surprised
notunderage: i want to eat the ice cream, hyungggg D:
koolkatmeow: brb buying a cheesecake AGAIN
koolkatmeow has changed his/her status to Away.
_flame has signed in.
notunderage: nice one, hyung
_flame: bitch? of course.
notunderage: do you want some ice creamzzzzz
_flame: sure.
_flame: i’ll go to your room now.
_flame has changed his/her status to Away.
ibeblinginandchudont has signed in.
ibeblinginandchudont: taemin did you kidnap minho or something
notunderage: no
notunderage: he wanted some ice cream so i told him to come to my room
ibeblinginandchudont: u_u
notunderage: why are you in his room anyway
ibeblinginandchudont: apparently
ibeblinginandchudont: my room is so awesome that when you bring your laptop in there no wireless can be detected
notunderage: HAHA REALLY
ibeblinginandchudont: shuddup it's still the manliest. D<
notunderage: oh you call that bucket of lotions manly
ibeblinginandchudont: HEY
notunderage: right.
notunderage: anyway
notunderage: come heerreee we still have like, half of the pint left
ibeblinginandchudont: omg do want.
ibeblinginandchudont has signed out.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH has signed in.
koolkatmeow has changed his/her status to Online.
koolkatmeow: they. ran. out. of blueberry cheesecakes.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: GO TO BED NOW D:
koolkatmeow: ugh no
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: why do you want cheesecakes so badly anywaayyy?
koolkatmeow: amber&luna are coming over tomorrow
koolkatmeow: in case you didn’t know :/
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: WHAT I DIDN’T KNOWWW
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH: WHAT TIME??
koolkatmeow: wow you really do hurt people’s eyes
koolkatmeow: ten, i think
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZORBLARGH has signed out.
koolkatmeow: wtf?
koolkatmeow: why is this dorm so quiet
notunderage: because we now have our own rooms
notunderage: maybe
koolkatmeow: that jerk.
koolkatmeow: blueberry cheesecakes are hardly available in that bakery TT
koolkatmeow: and theirs are the only nice ones
notunderage: come on hyung
notunderage: there must be something else in the fridge
koolkatmeow: hmm,
koolkatmeow: omg yes i still have that pint of ice cream
notunderage: what.
koolkatmeow: yeah i bought ice cream the other day
koolkatmeow: one of those huge pints
koolkatmeow: kehkeh sorry for not telling
notunderage: that’s okay :)
koolkatmeow: brb calling my mum
koolkatmeow: i miss my mummyyyy :(
notunderage: k
koolkatmeow has changed his/her status to Be Right Back.
_flame has changed his/her status to Online.
notunderage: shit hyung
_flame: the ice cream was for amber too wasn’t it.
notunderage: HEADDESK FOREVER WTF HYUNG
notunderage: !!!!!!!!!!
_flame: i see you have learnt from onew-hyung.
ibeblinginandchudont has signed in.
ibeblinginandchudont: GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS I’M IN MY ROOM RIGHT NOW AND LIKE, THE WIRELESS FINALLY REACHES HERE :D
notunderage: glad you have arrived safely AND in one piece
_flame: i think the wireless isn’t reaching onew-hyung’s now
ibeblinginandchudont: ikr i thought key was gonna show up and start abusing me
ibeblinginandchudont: lol poor onew-hyung
notunderage: no wonder he knocked on my door asking if he could go in
notunderage: but, no
_flame: you evil evil little man.
notunderage: i need my own privacy kthx
koolkatmeow has changed his/her status to Online.
notunderage: oh crap.
ibeblinginandchudont: is it just me or did key invite us to a conversation?
_flame: save yourselves.
koolkatmeow: BITCH
koolkatmeow: WHO ATE MY ICE CREAM
notunderage has signed out.
ibeblinginandchudont has signed out.
_flame has signed out.
a/n: radio show. :)