Sonofabitch!!!
I have drank about 5 or 6 shots of Vodka (lemon drops) with the beautiful Carmen in an hour (we think??). *laughs* So yeah, I am pretty far gone. Please forgive my fuckked up typing. LOL Shit, after the week I have had I deserve to be good and fucking drunk. Let's put it this way I have been drunk since I got home from work on Friday and today is what? Saturday? One more day to go!! Do I plan on being drunk tomorrow? Do I ever plan on being drunk? Every time Carmen and I get together someone ends up drunk. Never fails. But its all good though!!
My co-worker has been on her honeymoon and left me with a dumb ass temp. She spilled coffee on her keyboard (and as I later found out the mouse was fukking snorkling in the coffee) and could not understand why I was pissy when the computer was not working right. Yeah, I know I shoulda fucking stabbed her but I was too busy to plan her death. But trust in the fact that I am working on it. Now for a place to stash the body. Hmmm...
Carmen pegged me best by calling me (and I quote) "Bitter with a side of lime". Hell fucking yeah. Gonna shit put on a shirt and wear it with pride.
Oh yeah, can't forget to mention that we went to the mall and actually nothing out of the ordinary happened. That is until we got into the car on the way home from Starbucks. At that point, as we were driving home, Carmen screamed for all mighty hell and slammed on the breaks of her car. Of course I was in the passenger seat with all the coffee. Coffee, whippped cream and me all went flying into the dash. Two coffees and 1/2 coffees survived.. I however ended up covered in in cream, ice and coffee. Turns out, she got stung by some unknown bug (she is fine by the way) and kinda freaked out a bit (perfectely understandable).
I have to go now...Vic is ready to go home and if I don't move I never will.
Time to stagger my drunk ass back home.
Much love to you all...
Marronex I bet my hangover will be less than yours!! Love you!!
My co-worker has been on her honeymoon and left me with a dumb ass temp. She spilled coffee on her keyboard (and as I later found out the mouse was fukking snorkling in the coffee) and could not understand why I was pissy when the computer was not working right. Yeah, I know I shoulda fucking stabbed her but I was too busy to plan her death. But trust in the fact that I am working on it. Now for a place to stash the body. Hmmm...
Carmen pegged me best by calling me (and I quote) "Bitter with a side of lime". Hell fucking yeah. Gonna shit put on a shirt and wear it with pride.
Oh yeah, can't forget to mention that we went to the mall and actually nothing out of the ordinary happened. That is until we got into the car on the way home from Starbucks. At that point, as we were driving home, Carmen screamed for all mighty hell and slammed on the breaks of her car. Of course I was in the passenger seat with all the coffee. Coffee, whippped cream and me all went flying into the dash. Two coffees and 1/2 coffees survived.. I however ended up covered in in cream, ice and coffee. Turns out, she got stung by some unknown bug (she is fine by the way) and kinda freaked out a bit (perfectely understandable).
I have to go now...Vic is ready to go home and if I don't move I never will.
Time to stagger my drunk ass back home.
Much love to you all...
Marronex I bet my hangover will be less than yours!! Love you!!