Damn hippies
Comfest this weekend! As I have said and will continue to say: BOOOOO00000BS!!!11!!!
For those of you not informed, it is completely 100% legal to go around topless in Columbus, whether you are a man or a woman. Typically people refrain from doing such activities unless you are 1) Riding around on your sw33t trick bike or 2) a hippie. The latter is what gather for the magical adventure we know as Comfest. I have been told by most of my friends that I am way too enthused about BOOOOBS at Comfest. I have asserted (and will continue to assert) that:
Boobs is boobs is boobs.
I've been noted as saying "I've never seen a pair of boobs I didn't like." Ok, I'll give you some leeway on that one. I'm going to change it just slightly. I've never seen a pair of boobs I wasn't interested in. Sure, I've seen a lot of boobs, many of them on the internet and they aren't always "the perfect boobs". The thing is, the imperfect boob is actually the perfect boob for me! I enjoy boobs of all kinds: be they perky, saggy, big, small, washing a windshield, one bigger than the other, non-existent (aka mosquito bites), pencil eraser nipples, or bologna nipples. That's the beauty of boobs, they are all different and interesting (much like penises I presume but I make it a habit of not caching some of the amazing penises I've seen into the ole memory bank). The human body is an amazing work of art! You can not discount half of the collection based on general consensus of what "perfect" is. Be a boob connoisseur! Enjoy the finer aspects of the boob, and its companion: the other boob. So I hope this weekend you have a great time at Comfest and you get out there and enjoy some boobs!
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Bewbs.
For those of you not informed, it is completely 100% legal to go around topless in Columbus, whether you are a man or a woman. Typically people refrain from doing such activities unless you are 1) Riding around on your sw33t trick bike or 2) a hippie. The latter is what gather for the magical adventure we know as Comfest. I have been told by most of my friends that I am way too enthused about BOOOOBS at Comfest. I have asserted (and will continue to assert) that:
Boobs is boobs is boobs.
I've been noted as saying "I've never seen a pair of boobs I didn't like." Ok, I'll give you some leeway on that one. I'm going to change it just slightly. I've never seen a pair of boobs I wasn't interested in. Sure, I've seen a lot of boobs, many of them on the internet and they aren't always "the perfect boobs". The thing is, the imperfect boob is actually the perfect boob for me! I enjoy boobs of all kinds: be they perky, saggy, big, small, washing a windshield, one bigger than the other, non-existent (aka mosquito bites), pencil eraser nipples, or bologna nipples. That's the beauty of boobs, they are all different and interesting (much like penises I presume but I make it a habit of not caching some of the amazing penises I've seen into the ole memory bank). The human body is an amazing work of art! You can not discount half of the collection based on general consensus of what "perfect" is. Be a boob connoisseur! Enjoy the finer aspects of the boob, and its companion: the other boob. So I hope this weekend you have a great time at Comfest and you get out there and enjoy some boobs!
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Bewbs.