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so, since our furry friend from the third floor is into dating now, here's my top 10 lines for him to use on the job! works on 12 out of 13 girls aged 23-??!
10. "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little?"
9. "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
8. "Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get."
7. "Whooooo! What's that? Thats the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away because the sight of you stopped my heart."
6. "Does you Dad own a juice company? Cause you look very fine."
5. "You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."
4. "If you were a new burger at McDonald's, you'd be McGorgeous."
3. "I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand."
2. "Greetings and salivations!"
1. "Show your clam!"
The man is an animal :)
10. "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little?"
9. "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
8. "Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get."
7. "Whooooo! What's that? Thats the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away because the sight of you stopped my heart."
6. "Does you Dad own a juice company? Cause you look very fine."
5. "You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."
4. "If you were a new burger at McDonald's, you'd be McGorgeous."
3. "I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand."
2. "Greetings and salivations!"
1. "Show your clam!"
The man is an animal :)