Thanks for nothing JKR!

Jul 23, 2007 15:14



Just emerging from a cloud of mental instabilty to say cheers JKR, thank you so much for takng my favourite characters and royaly fucking them each in turn.

Pansy - I'm so sorry you turned out to be shallow and evil, I had such hopes for you my dear.

Colin - Poor little Colin, died in the battle and slung over Oliver Wood's shoulder just so he could make a cameo appearance. You died in vain, despite the fact you were supposedly evacuated as underage, and despite the fact you should have been rounded up by the Ministry long before and had your wand confiscated as a Muggle born. I salute you Colin!

Hooch - Where art thou? Your absence ails me greatly.

Tonks - Wotcher! Shame you lost any vestage of personality - You went before your time mon petit.

Hermione - Canon raped by canon no less, and forced to bear Ron Weasley's cretinous offspring. Death would have been kinder.

Severus - I would weep for you mon amour, were I not already plotting your resurrection.
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