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[mistress_kizuna]

Do I hate the Crapilogue?

Yes, yes I do.

Why I do...

1. There was no true sense of closure and the important questions we wanted answered weren’t getting answered. What about the old storyline of house unity and full acceptance of people no matter what Hogwarts House they are in or their bloodlines? What about equality for all non-human species like

Comments

[swell]

Vomit. I just noticed that Ron and Hermione had Rose and Hugo. No wonder he has such a terrible name... how many other H names are there for men besides Harry? Then again, even Henry would be better than HUGO.

[reddi_whipped]

I'm thinking of other "H" names for Hugo, but it's not easy.

Hal (crazy sci-fi computer)
Hamlet (his classmates wouldn't dare mock Shakespeare, would they?)
Harvey (BIRDMAN!)
Heathcliff. (Heathcliff, no-one should, terrorize the neighborhood...)
Hercules. (lol...no. Just no)
Hogan. (Say hi to Col Klink for me, kid.)
Hunter. (least terrible of the bunch? Might offend Hermione's love of all creatures, great and elf.)

More bad names

[gehayi]

Hans or Hansel (Only if you want him to spend a lifetime fielding questions about where Gretel is.)
Harlan (Middle name "Ellison.")
Hector (He can grow up to star in Troy!)
Herbert ("Are you sure you're HER Bert and not HIS Bert?"))
Herman (If you want to name the boy after his mother...)
Hilary (His classmates will find this one Hilary-ous.)
Horatio (He'll grow up to be a pimp. And know all about the whore ratio.)
Howard (A name like Howard Weasley is just begging to be turned into "Cowardly Weasel.")
Hubert ("Our son's been so difficult since he entered Huberty.")
Humphrey (Only if you want him to be called Hump and Hmmph forever.)
Hyacinth (A horrible name for any kid. Also, I can't help thinking that the middle name should be "Bucket." Pronounced "Bouquet.")
Hyman (Yeah, right, give the kid a name that's one letter off a piece of tissue located in the vagina.)

Re: More bad names

[mistress_kizuna]

LOL! Awesome.

[kahran042]

I actually like the name Hugo, but to each his own.