Deceit, Betrayal, Lies, Revenge, Possession...oooh, Underwear!!

Jan 11, 2006 00:31

Ok, I have to write about this band She Wants Revenge. It's so god awful. Matthew told me about this band I'm so sorry that he had to deal with 90 minutes of this crapola. I usually give bands the benefit of the doubt, but I literally could not finish this video. I tried the other video too, oh god it was boring. Couldn't finish that one either. I mean, come on..."her popsicle melts, she's in the bathroom pleasuring herself, I'm a bad man..." WTF is that shit? The frontman seriously thinks he's in Interpol but dances around like Michael Hutchence. He's emaciated and gross and sings HORRIBLE lyrics. Let's talk about the guy on the piano. DUDE, you're not even swaying your head to the beat...do you have downsyndrome? In just the first few seconds of this video I was laughing my ass off. It's hilarious how the camera pans up over his face and above the piano, slow enough to catch his reflection in the top. What a jerk. Really, why are you wasting our time?

Here's one more thing I found hilarious. The merchandise link has your usual shit: t-shirts and what not. But, under women's appeal there is underwear too. As I am showing my roommate this waste of film they call a music video, I lose it, laughing hysterically when I notice that the fucker singing is WEARING THE UNDERWEAR THEY HAVE IN THE MERCH! It's not too far into the video and you can totally catch the red panties as the camera pans down when he's swiveling his hips.

Their website is terrible. What is up with these links at the bottom? "betrayal", "lies", "possession" (ok, I get the possession one but explain the rest). SHUT UP...wo is fucking me.

Want a good laugh? I present to you She Wants's Revenge: These Things...afterwards, you'll want your revenge for the pain this video causes to your ears and eyes. But it is so worth the laugh. Just make sure you have means to listen to something you enjoy, that way you can clear your head of this shit.
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