Title: 3 AM Phone Calls
Fandom: D.Gray Man
Pairing: Kanda/Allen with a good hint of Lavi
Warnings: language. talks of ravishing
Length: 880
Notes: Crack
geuraedo and I came up ages ago on gchat. I decided it was too good not to write out.
ETA: EDITED FOR MORE AMAZINGNESS. I'm finally satisfied with it ^_^
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Lavi makes drunk phone calls at 3 AM that turn from his relationship woes, to how he can convince Allen that Kanda really does want his ass. His great idea is to just call Kanda. )