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[lotusagent]

*In one of the rooms, sits dearest Kanda with the door wide open. She looks more than upset as she stares out, a cast covering her left hand, right arm and her lower body and legs. All she can do is look out at everyone since she herself cannot move much. However, should anyone notice, they'll hear her occasionally hiss in pain when she moves to

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[kanda_da]

Kanda.... If you don't stop being an idiot, I'm going to bring a Lavi in here to tell you bad jokes!

[He crosses his arms over his chest]

[lotusagent]

...Please. You're not suicidal enough to do such a stupid thing like that..

[kanda_da]

Are you suicidal enough to knock those screws in your pelvis out of alignment? You do realize that if you need another surgery, you're going to suffer permanent impairment. Are you sure it's worth it, just for a few painful wiggles a few weeks early?

The nurses want to give you more sedatives, without even asking you. I told them that I'd make their lives unpleasant if they treated you that way. Should I tell them that they were right?

[lotus_agent]

*Those words make her stop instantly from moving, and she looks down with a small sigh*

No. Don't tell them that. I'll stop.

I just... this is taking ages to happen and I have never been good at sitting still for hours at a time..

[kanda_da]

Hn. Weeks at a time, you mean...

[thinks for a while]

Do "CIA" people do things that are not physical? Actual "intelligence" things? Is it useful to learn another language, practice codes, crap like that?

[lotusagent]

...Yeah. I haven't done that sort of thing. We have a separate department who does that within the CIA. I haven't dabbled in it myself.

[kanda_da]

You may just have found yourself with a perfect opportunity to do so. Lavis know every fucking language in the world and several fake ones. At least the one Lavi I know well enough to trust. They also know every goddamned code in existence, and who-the-fuck-knows-WHAT-else...

He taught me sign language. He's not a bad teacher in general. He'd probably be thrilled to spend time with you, too. [shrugs] Just a thought.

[lotusagent]

*A pause, as she thinks that over for a moment or two before she sighs* ...Fine. Find this Lavi of yours that you trust and send him my way. At least then I won't be sitting here, bored out of my mind.

[kanda_da]

Tch. Feel free to think of something better at any time. He's very likely to flirt with you, but he won't know what to do if you ever try to call his bluff. Heh, feel free to ask me how I know that...

I'll bring him here later.

[lotusagent]

Hmm? Do tell. Best I know now than later.

Sounds good to me.

[kanda_da]

Tch, he's utterly harmless. The only reason you would want to know is for the sake of entertainment. And maybe so you'll have material to tease him with.

[lotus_agent]

*Smirks a bit at that*

Exactly. So. Go on. Tell me, then. I need one up on the idiot anyway.

[kanda_da]

It was years ago for me, anyway. I stole some tea from Lavi's shelf because there wasn't any in the kitchen. It turned me into a female Kanda for a few days... [smirks]

[lotusagent]

...What? Okay.. so... what happened after that? *Raises an eyebrow, looking confused*

[kanda_da]

I tried to take advantage of his interest in women for the sake of my own curiosity. Even though I never lied about my identity or tried to coerce him in any way, I realize now that it was in poor taste.

[lotusagent]

Ah. I think I get it. I'll be able to handle him if he tries anything.