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[lotusagent]

*In one of the rooms, sits dearest Kanda with the door wide open. She looks more than upset as she stares out, a cast covering her left hand, right arm and her lower body and legs. All she can do is look out at everyone since she herself cannot move much. However, should anyone notice, they'll hear her occasionally hiss in pain when she moves to

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[est_gloria]

[ ...when in doubt, blame Lavi. One of the guiding principles of life, especially when spotting a female version of yourself, not very soon after the God damned rabbit mentions wanting to see one. Yes, he'll stare from the doorway now. And gape. And possibly facepalm. Possibly. ]

...what... how... why.

[lotusagent]

*A pause, and she looks up at him curiously, raising an eyebrow*

...What? Is something wrong?

[est_gloria]

[ ...no, she's still there. Blinks softly. ]

Get u... up. Can you even - ?

[lotusagent]

*Shakes her head shortly* No. I can't.

Hard to do that when the bones in your legs are broken.

[est_gloria]

Teaches you to let it happen next time, wo -

[ ...back to gaping, taking in every feminine line. Oh dear. ]

- ...man.

[lotusagent]

*Raises an eyebrow at him, then scoffs. She doesn't even care really, about the fact that the tanktop she wears definitely shows off the already impressive cleavage she has at the moment*

...Don't think there will be a next time.

[est_gloria]

[ paces cloooseeeeeer like that one really ruddy drunk hyena that's trying especially hard to look threatening and failing in all sorts of hilarious, Disney-exploited ways. Crouches by the side of her bed, holding a hand out clinically, close to her face, without making contact. ]

Lean forward. Woman.

[ ...because he's not touching without permission, and if she has cooties, he will. Bloody. End her. ]

[lotusagent]

*Just watches him with a sort of slight, amused look on her face. A pause, then she'll look at where his hand is, then rolls her eyes at the words and moves enough so she can lean forwards slightly. She can't move far due to the pain she gets from a certain point, but she'll do her best*

[est_gloria]

[ Actually. Touches. A woman. The Earth trembles. Follows the contour of her face with an index finger, then that of her lips with a negligent thumb. Frowning, when it's all so fucking different. ]

What the... hell? You're not natural.

[ lets his hand drop. Scarred. Forever. ]

[lotus_agent]

*Pauses at the touch since it seems so gentle, then at his words, just blinks shortly and tilts her head to the side*

...I'm not? What makes you say that?

[est_gloria]

[ crosses his arms against his chest, smug in his infinite wisdom ]

Kanda Yuu is not a woman.

[lotus_agent]

*Smirks. If she had full use of her arms completely, she'd have mimicked his actions, really*

That's true. Kanda Yuu isn't. I am. My name is Yuuko.

[est_gloria]

[ helpfully ]

Then gouge an eye out already, or scar, idiot, so we don't share a fucking face.

[lotus_agent]

*She now frowns at him and sighs*

Don't worry. I'll have a scar on my chest from what happened. Otherwise, just deal with it.

[est_gloria]

[ glaaaaaaares ]

Bind those -

[ glance falls over her breasts slowly. She has them just to spite them, he knows this. ]

These things. Talk huskier. And pants. And... I'll think about the rest.

[lotusagent]

*Raises an eyebrow at that*

...So why do I have to do all that shit? So what? I'm a female version of you and the other Kanda's here. That doesn't mean I have to change.