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[Oh, it's that time of year again. And there is mistletoe simply everywhere.
Of the invulnerable, sentient variety, of course. And don't think you'll be avoiding it this time, either. It'll snag your leg, arm, waist, your entire body-- and it's not letting go no matter what you try until... y'know.
Better hope someone comes along to get trapped along with you help you out!]
[[You all know the drill by now.]]
