forward-dated to actual halloween!
The Dressing Room's Halloween Party
2011
Welcome, to the Halloween bash of your life! --You didn't want to attend, you say? TOO BAD you're attending. Now come enjoy the festivities.
(Cotumes are not required, but highly recommended, and may appear without warning.)
No expense was spared dressing this place up. The tables are lined with equisitely carved Jack-o'-Lanterns, and every inch of the room is lovingly decorated, with everything from plastic bats and cotton cobwebs, to a massive cauldron pouring over with dry ice and plaster skeletons bursting forth from the floor. Spooky music and sound effects filter into the room from somewhere, and the lights flicker occasionally, just for added atmosphere.
(It is not advisable to touch any of the decorations without supervision. The Dressing Room cannot be held accountable for any damages that may occur if they spontaniously come to life.)
Also there is food.
THE CUPCAKES
are decorated to look like witches, Jack-o'-lanterns, werewolves, bats, ghouls, tombstones, brains, you name it. Eating one may turn you into some sort of monster (perhaps what's on the cupcake, or whichever one you happen to be wearing a costume of, who knows.)
THE EYEBALL-SHAPED COOKIES
will take away one of your senses.
THE CANDY CORN
will turn you invisible.
THE PUMPKIN ICE-POPS
will cause you to speak as though you're some form of cliched horror flick villain. A cackling witch, a Translyvanian vampire, you get the idea.
THE CANDY PUMPKINS
will cause you to experience random bouts of intangibility.
THE MERINGUE GHOSTS
will cause you to float.
THE BRAIN-MOLD JELL-O
will give you X-ray vision, so that all you can see are people's skeletons.
THE DARK CHOCOLATE SKULL LOLLIPOPS
will force you to only confess the truth.
THE WHITE CHOCOLATE GHOST LOLLIPOPS
will force you to only speak lies.
THE LADY FINGERS
will age you up or age you down.
THE CANDY APPLES
will switch your sex.
THE PUMPKIN FUDGE
will cause delirium, and may result in hallucinations and/or delusions of grandeur.
THE COFFIN-SHAPED CHOCOLATE CAKE
will cause you to sing and dance the night away, whether you want to or not.
THE SPICE COOKIES
will flop your personality, or perhaps switch it with someone else's.
THE CHEESE FONDUE
served in a roasted pumpkin, will result in horniness and uncontrollable lust. (Not permitted for anyone underage!)
THE TRAY OF VEGETABLES
will turn you human. If you're already human, they'll just make you feel really good about yourself, you health nut.
THE THEMED COCKTAIL DRINKS
may cause any of the above effects. And inebriation. Drink responsibly!
THE PUNCH
is completley safe, though!
What's that? You don't like sweets, you say? Worry not, there's some bowls of delicious soba lying about, although it may cause you to suffer from one of the above effects as well...
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
[[ooc: this works much like the tea parties of the past, with a few twists. status-effect foods can last as long as you wish them to.]]
2011
Welcome, to the Halloween bash of your life! --You didn't want to attend, you say? TOO BAD you're attending. Now come enjoy the festivities.
(Cotumes are not required, but highly recommended, and may appear without warning.)
No expense was spared dressing this place up. The tables are lined with equisitely carved Jack-o'-Lanterns, and every inch of the room is lovingly decorated, with everything from plastic bats and cotton cobwebs, to a massive cauldron pouring over with dry ice and plaster skeletons bursting forth from the floor. Spooky music and sound effects filter into the room from somewhere, and the lights flicker occasionally, just for added atmosphere.
(It is not advisable to touch any of the decorations without supervision. The Dressing Room cannot be held accountable for any damages that may occur if they spontaniously come to life.)
Also there is food.
THE CUPCAKES
are decorated to look like witches, Jack-o'-lanterns, werewolves, bats, ghouls, tombstones, brains, you name it. Eating one may turn you into some sort of monster (perhaps what's on the cupcake, or whichever one you happen to be wearing a costume of, who knows.)
THE EYEBALL-SHAPED COOKIES
will take away one of your senses.
THE CANDY CORN
will turn you invisible.
THE PUMPKIN ICE-POPS
will cause you to speak as though you're some form of cliched horror flick villain. A cackling witch, a Translyvanian vampire, you get the idea.
THE CANDY PUMPKINS
will cause you to experience random bouts of intangibility.
THE MERINGUE GHOSTS
will cause you to float.
THE BRAIN-MOLD JELL-O
will give you X-ray vision, so that all you can see are people's skeletons.
THE DARK CHOCOLATE SKULL LOLLIPOPS
will force you to only confess the truth.
THE WHITE CHOCOLATE GHOST LOLLIPOPS
will force you to only speak lies.
THE LADY FINGERS
will age you up or age you down.
THE CANDY APPLES
will switch your sex.
THE PUMPKIN FUDGE
will cause delirium, and may result in hallucinations and/or delusions of grandeur.
THE COFFIN-SHAPED CHOCOLATE CAKE
will cause you to sing and dance the night away, whether you want to or not.
THE SPICE COOKIES
will flop your personality, or perhaps switch it with someone else's.
THE CHEESE FONDUE
served in a roasted pumpkin, will result in horniness and uncontrollable lust. (Not permitted for anyone underage!)
THE TRAY OF VEGETABLES
will turn you human. If you're already human, they'll just make you feel really good about yourself, you health nut.
THE THEMED COCKTAIL DRINKS
may cause any of the above effects. And inebriation. Drink responsibly!
THE PUNCH
is completley safe, though!
What's that? You don't like sweets, you say? Worry not, there's some bowls of delicious soba lying about, although it may cause you to suffer from one of the above effects as well...
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
[[ooc: this works much like the tea parties of the past, with a few twists. status-effect foods can last as long as you wish them to.]]