May 29, 2011 15:39
[There is a knocking on your door. Insistent. Loud. It doesn't matter really where you live or what fake address you've given him to where you live, he'll venture the halls.
It is a nice day. Warm sunshine if one looks. Why waste it?]
denial!tyki
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Probably for the best. Experience has show that isn't one of the skills I am best at.
Honestly, you might be better off eating the cardboard.
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[blinks at him. hi?]
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Not going to stay indoors all day, are you?
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...Mm. No, it's too nice for that, I guess.
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Have you had a proper tour of this place yet? If you have the time, I have a place or two you might find interesting.
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I've wandered around some, but that's not really a tour.
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[And he leads her deeper into the South Wing passed the grand dining hall. Passed one of the labs the Earl used for experimentation until they arrive at a set of large doors. They had to be large, else how would the fat man fit through?
It opened up to a large, well manicured garden. The grass was cut very, very short so that it was a thin layer. Oh, wait, why did someone put a sandbox in the middle? And why are there flags coming out with numbers?
Perhaps Lenalee realizes it for what it is, but Tyki has never been on a miniature golf course before.]
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[NOPE. she has no bloody idea.]
It's. Very interesting? [curious and slightly bewildered.]
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My, my, and there it is.
[Around hole number 12 where a series of lawn gnomes. They stared at her with sightless eyes and one even seems to wink at her before going back to its porcelain stare.]
Odd creatures, aren't they?
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Are they dwarves? They seem [evil] a little off.
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[Because nothing bothers the Boss like messing with his lawn gnome set.]
But watch out for shift eyes in that corner. [He points to the far left.] He actually has a pair of knives on him.
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Knives. [she tilts her head a little and smiles.] I'm fast enough to take care of myself, don't worry.
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He smiles.]
I believe we need a course of action. And what can we do to these garden statues that you imagine will cause the most duress?
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See the sand thing? [she motions at it.] Maybe it's deep enough to bury things in...
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[Tyki goes to try to pick up one of the gnomes, but as he gets close it does a back flip onto the top of a light pole.]
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