May 18, 2011 17:06
[In one of the kitchens there's a gooey and oozing mess on the island counter in a cake pan. And a redhead slumped over next to it, poking the cake with a frustrated look.]
I don't get it, how come ya have to be so damned difficult to make.
[On the main counter behind her are several more failed attempts.]
wrongname!lavi
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Is this one of those box cakes? [Reaches over to grab a fork and poke at the things as well. He half expects it to try and eat the fork]
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And while the cake doesn't eat the fork it sort of clings to it in that tar kind of way that's still drippy.]
N-no, I was following the directions in that cookbook over there. [Gestures at it, it's more of a joke-cookbook, though.]
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Is this your first time trying to make one?
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A good wife doesn't do things like that, a good wife has food that she's prepared herself set on the table waitin for her husband to come home.
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Tias, I need you to repeat after me.
I'm special, and I matter regardless of what anyone says.
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So girl is confused, really, on why she's saying this.] I'm special, and I matter regardless of what anyone says...?
Lavi, it doesn't bother me, I understand why he wants tha divorce. [Putting her hand up on his.] We both woke up married ta one another, that's not any way to start out a life-long relationship like that.
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Wait, what? He's divorcing you?
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Is he going to remarry you?
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She smiles a little and shakes her head.] No, I don't think so. He's not the marryin type and I never expected to marry in the first place.
Besides, I have my brothers.
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So you want to cook something for him while he's still married to you?
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I won't get another chance at this, I wanna be the best I can be in case it's needed for a record or somethin.
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