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[desiresbadtouch]

[Oh my, is this your bedroom? Oops~]

[And is this your bed? And are you in it? And were you expecting a visitor to ever so lightly climb in with you?]

[Because that's what's going on. Right now, in fact.]

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[historicspirit]

[Blinks, slowly raising his head-

Holy fuck there's a person in here MAD GROPING FOR HIS EYEPATCH. He will get to kicking the pervert out in a minute, priorities people.]

[desiresbadtouch]

[Reaching to catch those hands before they find anything, and pin them above the redhead.]

What's the panic, little apprentice?

[historicspirit]

[FML, squeezing his eye shut and thrashing about. Absolutely no fighting skill here, this is pure reflexive kicking like a punk] GET OUT OF MY ROOM BLOODY HELL I DID NOT ORDER RAPIST!!

[desiresbadtouch]

[Easily pinning him then.]

Such vulgar insults. You truly wound me.

[historicspirit]

I WILL BITE YOUR FACE OFF IF YOU DO NOT GET OUT!

[desiresbadtouch]

What a crass threat.

[historicspirit]

No a crass threat would be threatening to bite your dick off. It would fit nicely with the previous rapist allegation. This is me toning it down for your delicate sensibilities.

NOW GET OFFA ME!

[desiresbadtouch]

You really have such a view of me. I'm not interested in you in the least.

[But he does need the old panda.]

[historicspirit]

Listen creepy arsehole that climbed into my bed in the middle of the night. I don't know you. No idea what sick machinations you got going on in that head. And I don't really care! If you're not a creepy rapist, fantastic, yeah? But you're still a creepy arsehole that is on top of me. Do you see my problem?